New sport

[tiewrapdiver]

Hi guys,

Before i get loads of comments about me being evil, i'd like to point out that i am an animal lover and have two cats of my own.

Well the new sport is : squirting the cats next door with my water pistol.

Next door seem to have 100's of manky rotten wild fur balls which apparently are cats. These little sh*ts like to sit on the bonnet of my car, hence covering it in muddy pawprints. This was funny for the first half of last year, now its just bleeding annoying.

However i am enjoying seeing the little b*st*rds run as the water hits them.

I hope that Digger understands by motivation behind this, as he was equally annoyed by them.

Tim

[ScubaK@]

He he, we used to have the same problem. We found a well aimed hose pipe did a very effiecient job

Kat

[wreckweasel]

Supersoaker. Mixture of cayenne pepper and water. Aim for the ass!!

I hate cats so my suggestion would be-

Shotgun with buckshot, don't need to bother aiming for the ass if you use both barrels..............


Did I mention I don't like cats?

[ScubaK@]

I love it- maybe some chilli powder. The problem then i suppose is clearing up when they lose control of their behinds in terror.....!

K@

With my method there isn't a behind left to worry about

[tiewrapdiver]

Originally Posted by RubberBoy

I hate cats so my suggestion would be-

Shotgun with buckshot, don't need to bother aiming for the ass if you use both barrels..............

Look the little b*st*rds are sitting on my bonnet, the paint work is shagged enough with me shooting shotguns at it. I'll stick to using good old water, the enjoyment for me is watching how fast they run, very amusing.

Tim

[CotoChris]

Add vinegar to the water, they don't like the smell but not too concentrated so it doesn't hurt their eyes. (if you can try adding piss of another Tom Cat or dog )

The neighbours dog keeps barking in the middle of the night, might take up your idea of shooting it with water.

[Moray]

Shame on all of you, except Chris G. and Tiewrap! adding chili powder....I hope one day you handle raw fresh chilis and then go play with yourself!

*RANT FLAME MOAN*

But the water idea WITHOUT additives is fine, a harmless and effective way of training cats!

moray

[AirHog]

Originally Posted by moray

I hope one day you handle raw fresh chilis and then go play with yourself!
moray

Cooking, drinking, cooking some more, driking lots more and then skinning chillies. Sudden need for the 'little boys room' and an alcohol induced forgetfullness to wash hands BEFORE.

Much merriment among the dinner guests when my wife explained my swearing, cursing and tears to the eyes.

Moral of this story : if you are cooking with chillies, get your wife to hold it for you, just in case

Regards

Mark