Market Research

[Dinger]

Originally Posted by tom

useful if the bog light went out though
or for camping trips. you could use poo as marker lights to find your way back your tent after going to the pub

You could fit it with a handle and carry it like a lantern swinging in the dark in those cheap victorian horror movies - the stench would certainly frighten away the ghosts

Dinger

[MATTBIN]

Back to reality, animal fat , not lactose. They already do a cheese made from plant renet rather than animal renet, which I believe is in the animals gut somewhere (I'll check later). So that's an option.

There you go Tim, create a fat thats low in animal renet/fat and is edible rather than the stuff currently available.
Incidentally my daughters firm markets Cheese Strings.

Matt

[Tim Ingmire]

Kerry? P'tchouuii.

[ahar]

My girlfiend works for a market research firm on FMCG stuff, I'll see what she thinks (she'll probably charge me though)

[Noel Johnson]

Could you get cheddar, red leicster, lancashire and something dark to put together in a burberry pattern?

Cheesy Chavs? Just a thought...

[Tim Ingmire]

LOL. Cheesy Chavs. Love it.

[tom]

Originally Posted by Tim Ingmire

LOL. Cheesy Chavs. Love it.

And the product could be shaped like a happy smiling face (bit like Jammy Dodger biscuits)

Cheeky Cheesy Chavs!

[Jules]

what about cheese with the branston already impregated..

Pickley cheese?

Or slices of cheese in the same shape as sliced bread to make chesse sarnie or cheese on toast making even simpler?

[Helen F H]

Originally Posted by Julia C

what about cheese with the branston already impregated..

Pickley cheese?

Or slices of cheese in the same shape as sliced bread to make chesse sarnie or cheese on toast making even simpler?

Nicest cheese i ever had has tomato chutney already in it......you cant get it anymore. Came in little blocks shaped to go on crackers.....

What about proper sliced cheese, like what jules says, but proper cheese, not this plastic wobby stuff.

[jamesp]

proper cheese should not resemble extruded plastic, or shrink wrapped house bricks. It should however be made from unpasturised milk(of any animal) have more intelligent life than a nightclub full of chavs and not require a sell by date! If you want cheese spread leave a good camenbert for two weeks past its supposed use by date, oh and you do not keep good cheese in the fridge. You eat it!
Nothing, beats stilton however.