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Old 19-11-04, 10:14 AM
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i love americans they make me lol
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Old 19-11-04, 10:20 AM
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He obviously missed the class on "How to SIT on a chair!"

Saying that, being America, I wouldn't be suprised if they could sue on the grounds he wasn't taught how to use a chair correctly!!

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Old 19-11-04, 08:41 PM
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Old 19-11-04, 09:24 PM
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Having said that I once had to go to the hospital to get a piece of rubber out of my nose once when in P4. Got a bit of a chewing that day

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Old 19-11-04, 09:37 PM
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Having said that I once had to go to the hospital to get a piece of rubber out of my nose once when in P4. Got a bit of a chewing that day

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Was it a condom? If so did you get called 'F*ck Nose'??
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Was it a condom? If so did you get called 'F*ck Nose'??

PSML mate absolute classic.

And is that an offer?

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Old 19-11-04, 09:57 PM
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Was it a condom? If so did you get called 'F*ck Nose'??


Laughed my nuts off to that one...greenie

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Was it a condom? If so did you get called 'F*ck Nose'??
Reminds me of the day i put sand paper on my co*k.........

The teacher asked " oh Andy what are you doing ? "















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Old 19-11-04, 11:12 PM
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A friend of mine who used to be a Fireman, told me about the time he got called out to a Guy who had an accident with a plastic garden chair (you know the ones with the lattice pattern) he had just got out of the shower and he sat down on the chair so that he could dry his toes.....
Anyway, the chair was split, so when he sat down, his weight made the split in the chair widen.....remember he is wet and naked...It was only when he tried to stand up that he screamed in pain, his scrotum was wedged tight in the split of the chair, no matter how he tried he couldn't dislodge it. He had to call the Fire Brigade in the end.
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Old 19-11-04, 11:15 PM
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A friend of mine who used to be a Fireman, told me about the time he got called out to a Guy who had an accident with a plastic garden chair (you know the ones with the lattice pattern) he had just got out of the shower and he sat down on the chair so that he could dry his toes.....
Anyway, the chair was split, so when he sat down, his weight made the split in the chair widen.....remember he is wet and naked...It was only when he tried to stand up that he screamed in pain, his scrotum was wedged tight in the split of the chair, no matter how he tried he couldn't dislodge it. He had to call the Fire Brigade in the end.
LMAO and OMG!!!

very funny.

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