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Old 19-11-04, 05:35 PM
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I'm convinced that one of them has a knife ..... albeit made of plastic and not sharp, but the intention was there!
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I'm convinced that one of them has a knife
He did, one of those big things with a serrated edge out of Rambo with the survival kit in the top and all that. He even had the headband an all.

Look when they are coming at you at that speed armed to the teeth tis scary - alright

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Dinger " Give me a sweets or I'll throw this snowball at you"

Kid 1 " Ya eijit! I've got a knife!"

(Sound of plastic knife being drawn from pocket)

Dinger "Oh shite"

Kid 2 (three years old) "Have that ya tw@t"

(Sound of punch to eye, sobbing and running away)
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Sound of plastic knife being drawn from pocket
It sounded real to me - they do sound genuine when you are scared shitless


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Sound of punch to eye, sobbing and running away
To be honest there was some inital pleading for my life

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Parent steps in to halt the violence....

Dinger has now been grounded for two weeks (for his own safety and till the bruising goes down)
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Anyone know how you go about one of these ASBO's or restraining order's. This is a serious situation. I fear for my reputation here.

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A Serious Beating Only

Another one already?
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A Serious Beating Only

Another one already?
No A Serious Berating Only - please not another beating - don't think I could handle it.

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Old 19-11-04, 06:08 PM
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And on that note, time to sign off!

Thanks all for a very funny and entertaining afternoon
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Going out to numb the sucker with whiskey for Children In Need which is being held in my local tonight.
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I think we missed the above......

Did the kids in need enjoy the whiskey?
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