Mothers Quotes

[scubadog]

Have you got any quotes that your mother comes up with, that you haven´t heard before ?

Last Sunday whilst working a market in Mazarron my dear old mum came up with corker, sadly at my expense. I´d been having problems with my fly, the bugger just won´t stay up. Every time I reach into my trousers pocket, the zips down. The weathers pretty good at the moment, no coats or jackets, just jeans and T-shirt, so there’s nothing to hide behind.
Now to the quote. I´m serving a customer, my left hand goes into my pocket for some change, my fly opens up, I´m trying to get the change out whilst doing myself back up with my right hand, and apologising to the customer at the same time. Thankfully she isn´t that bothered, then my old mums turns round and said, 'Don´t worry son, a dead bird never fell out of it´s nest'.

Pete