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Non Diving Posts: Discuss Police Drug Driving Tests Pictures - "Add a caption" competition in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: I saw this on the BEEB news website ... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/h...sts/html/4.stm The caption for this one should be "The police office ...

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Old 22-12-04, 04:01 PM
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Police Drug Driving Tests Pictures - "Add a caption" competition
I saw this on the BEEB news website ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/h...sts/html/4.stm
The caption for this one should be "The police office asks the suspect to sing "Bring me Sunshine" in the style of Morecambe and Wise"

(this would be better if I knew how to put the picture into the post, instead of the link).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/h...sts/html/5.stm
"Who did I buy my drugs from? I'm not telling"

Anyone got anything better? Or captions for these ones:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/h...sts/html/1.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/h...sts/html/2.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/h...sts/html/3.stm
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Hmm. Which size drill bit should I use?
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Hmm. Which size drill bit should I use?
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Call that a breath hold!!!! If you want to be a DIR diver you need to hold for 15 minutes!!!! AT LEAST!!!!!
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If Sir would like to specify exactly what size of f8cking arsehole he thinks I am, for my incident report.
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