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Old 10-04-05, 07:42 PM
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Just a quick moan and Ill be on my way, things happen in 3's / 4's erindoors put the telly on the shelf in the motor home, round the first corner the telly goes crash, she forgot to put it on the snot cloth, to stop it sliding, OK forgiven.

Last night she rang me at work to tell me the telly has gone funny at home, "OK dear ill sort it when I come home", gets home the telly is only showing red and blue, the sky has no signal, the VCR is locked up solid, and all she said she did was try to tape a program, she has never taped a thing in her life other than presents, any body want her she's free if you take her off my hands.

Shhhhhiiiiiissssss.
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Old 12-04-05, 11:40 PM
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no such thing!!!!!!!
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i got one here- one is definitly enough, you can have mine if you like
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I've fallen for this before, not again.

Some robbing little sod asked me if I wanted a free Nelson Mandela, took my name, address and a fiver off me and everything. Ten years on and nothing has come in the post. Where's my free Nelson? I had a space on the mantlepiece picked out and everything.

That's nothing though, a mate of mine paid a tenner thinking he was getting a free Cuba. Idiot, what was he thinking? The postage on a large island alone must be at least a tenner. Sure enough, nothing arrived.
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no such thing!!!!!!!
Yup, i'll go along with that one
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any body want her she's free if you take her off my hands.
You could probably get a couple of camels for her in the main market in Cairo...
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You could probably get a couple of camels for her in the main market in Cairo...
Hmm I'd probably have to throw a couple of camels in
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Hi/

Ive calmed down now. so Im keeping her.

Costs
One portable telly repair, brocken PCB £ 40.00.

One Sky box repair new power module and summut else £ 60.00.

Video he sorted on the spot, free as he felt sorry for me.

Main telly new tube £ 350.00.

Thats what happens when you let them have the remote control. Its toooo risky!
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Hi/

Ive calmed down now. so Im keeping her.

Costs
One portable telly repair, brocken PCB £ 40.00.

One Sky box repair new power module and summut else £ 60.00.

Video he sorted on the spot, free as he felt sorry for me.

Main telly new tube £ 350.00.

Thats what happens when you let them have the remote control. Its toooo risky!
MADNESS!!!!!! so you actually paid £450 to keep her!!
like i said before theres no such thing as a free wife
IT COST ME £45000 TO GET RID OF MINE



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