Stupid Things you've done while drunk!?

[Steve Summers]

too many to even recount but on a "what happened to you while drunk" I did once undergo a full body shave while unconcious on a rugby tour, dry as well and I played the day after and scored as I was more aerodynamic

Safe diving,
Steve

[Decodiver]

Did a twelve thousand foot freefall whilst pissed............

Me and a mate, last one to pull is the hardest etc etc, I pulled at 600 metres he was at 500.

We had done a free fall from the side door of a Herc the week before, out the door and chuck the hand deploy from 400 metres.

What we had forgotten in our abject immortality (read stupidity) was that we weren't travelling vertically at 120 mph at the time......

But we survived.

Cheers,

Dave

[Lynne]

Skinny dipping with a Slovenian Gynaecologist I'd met a few hours previously in the pool of a 5 star hotel in Cyprus after watching England beat Croatia on the TV in the bar (in my defence it was bloody hot)

Locking myself out of my hotel room of said 5 star hotel at 2 in the morning, then going down to reception and falling over and having the bar manager put me to bed (after apparently 13 Harvey Wallbangers so I am told!)

I am NEVER going back to that hotel again lol

Getting pissed with a male member of YD and using rather "interesting" tactics to make him miss his shots while playing pool (it didn't work either!)

I don't drink very often and the above incidents illustrate nicely why that is!

[thewisestfish]

Drunk FAR too much old peculiar. Got home, cats wanted feeding, tried to feed cats, dropped dry biscuits all over the floor, decided very good idea to hoover biscuits up, hoovered up biscuits, overheated motor, set hoover on fire. Very cool.

God, more cleaning ones - that's scary. Southern comfort - got home, decided to wash kitchen floor. Turned on tap in sink, promptly fell asleep, flooded entire kitchen, erm, and also accidently the cellar. Had to hire a pump to get water out.....

Wee'd in variety of really unsuitable places.

Spent the night with a variety of rather unsavory things to wake up to the following morning......everyone always seems so nice with gin goggles on - yep, gin too. Should probably log off yorkshire divers and onto AA!

[edward]

I don't drink alcohol, but I still managed to go skinny dipping in the sea after a stag do in Bournemouth with a dozen very pissed mates, and then drive them all back to the campsite in the minibus, all of us still in the nod. Thank christ we didn't get stopped by the plod - we were a nudist outing, honest

[gunsentry]

Went skinny dipping in South Altantic - Falkland Islands winter months!!

Ohh!! Yes it was a sobering experience.....

[Corky]

My girlfiend (now wife) had just moved into my flat. We went to the local and had a skinful that evening. Apparently about 3 in the morning I got out of bed walked past the toilet up the stairs and straight out the front door. As I sleep bollock naked this was probably not a good idea. Next morning my girlfriend told me about it but I had no recollection of the incident I asked why she didnt come and get me and she said I didnt know what you were doing and anyway you came back after about five minutes went to the loo and came back to bed.

The worrying thing for me is I hadnt lived with anyone for quite a while and may have been wandering the streets of croydon bollocko for years. I have since move but am probably still known as the naked ghost of clyde road.

[gansell]

Had a race to hitch from Crewe to St Ives - sobered up about Bristol, but decided to carry on anyway ( and get drunk again, that appeared to be very important)! No coat, little money, freezing cold. Kipped in some shelter thing at St Ives station and my mate got all hypothermic (he was only in jeans and a T shirt) and started ranting about monsters. Made him jog about 2 miles to warm him up.

Ah, the stupidity of youth!

[tiewrapdiver]

I can't remember most of my stupid drunken activities.

One of the tamer ones was when I woke up after the club AGM to find a list of people to apologese too, a drunken digger asleep in the kitchen and had been elected as vice-president, doh!!

Activities after various dive shows will remain unspoken as i'm still scarred for life.

Tim

[Juz]

OH, if we're talking about things we've done to other people............. A friend had passed out drunk, propper passed out, so we spat into a condom and poked it up his bum with a biro and then dressed him again.

He didn't leave his room for 3 days and wouldn't leave the hotel for the rest of the week, on the last night, I fessed up, he broke my nose. Fair one I thought.

Juz