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Old 09-06-05, 08:08 PM
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"Kiss me, Hardy. Now I am satisfied. Thank God I have done my duty. Drink, drink. Fan, fan. Rub, rub!"

I Think

Nah was more like , they wont hit us from the.......
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Old 09-06-05, 08:13 PM
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6. What were Nelson's last words? (everybody gets it wrong)
"NO! NO Hardy! KisMET!!"
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"Kiss me, Hardy. Now I am satisfied. Thank God I have done my duty. Drink, drink. Fan, fan. Rub, rub!"

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Actually thats wrong he said Kismet Hardy.. anyway time to go out.
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Actually thats wrong he said Kismet Hardy.. anyway time to go out.
How do you know?

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I thought it was now recognised that he did actually say, "Kiss me, Hardy"?
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I thought it was now recognised that he did actually say, "Kiss me, Hardy"?
No he was into S&M and it was KISS ME HARDLY & rodger the cabin boy!!
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Actually thats wrong he said Kismet Hardy.. anyway time to go out.
Actually His last words were "Thank god, I have done my duty" although these were to Dr Scott and not to Hardy. According to Dr Beatty (Victory's Surgeon) he repeated this over and over immediately prior to dying.

"Kiss me Hardy" was also verified by Dr Beatty who as someone actually present at the death has to be a 'bit of an authority' on the matter.

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