Bloody Stress !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Twinset & Wing]

Just in case you've had a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.

The funny thing is that it really works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.

2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.


3. No one but you knows your secret place.


4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world"


5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with serenity.


6. The water is crystal clear.


7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding under water.


8. See! You're smiling already.

[Diving Daisy]

1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See howmany you can do at a time.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
6. Dance naked in front of your pets.
7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school asif nothing is wrong.
8. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
9. Tape pictures of you boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
10. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
11. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
13. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.
14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
15. Drive to work in reverse.
16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
17. Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.
18. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
19. Polish your car with earwax.
20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
21. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
22. Braid the hairs in each nostril.
23. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
25. Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
26. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it backin the wrapper.

[Kate]

I wanna do the Marshmallow one!!!!! Fantastic!!!!

[Mark Davies]

If only I had kids I'd do number seven, but that's just because I'm sick!

[Kate]

Originally Posted by Mark Davies

If only I had kids I'd do number seven, but that's just because I'm sick!

Yeah, but it'd still be REALLY funny!!!!!!

[dry suit diver]

Follow the instructions

http://webpages.charter.net/hkirtley/stress/

If stressed take time of to dive!

[triplefin]

was gonna green u 4 that but it tells me i cant and i've gotta spread it around cant think when i last gave u a green???

I'll have to show this to my boss, let her know what she puts me through.

Corinne

[BJ]

That dolphin should know better than to dive with that silly cow! Mind you, I have dived with a few silly cows in my time.

[SoB]

..huh - I don't get it there's just two dolphins?