News for Yorkshire dog lovers......

[PeeSea]

hope this hasn't been posted before - enjoy the news!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mb606/F2241577?thread=1247780

Just in case the link doesn't work:

Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:

"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness

[Paul Beal]

Only in Huddersfield

[hopper]

Originally Posted by Paul Beal

Only in Huddersfield

Oi - carefull, it wasn't a Huddersfield Bull Terrier was it?
Marsh, I live in Marsh and can honestly say that we have some of the best looking dogs in the country

[Alun]

"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.

Superb!

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by PeeSea

Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

At least he walked it home afterwards. Wonder if he invited it in for coffee. Or a Bonio. Or should that be Bonerio?

[Paul Beal]

Do you reckon the dog had finished his post sh*g fag before the police got there?

Originally Posted by hopper

Oi - carefull, it wasn't a Huddersfield Bull Terrier was it?
Marsh, I live in Marsh and can honestly say that we have some of the best looking dogs in the country

To be seen in the pubs and clubs throughout the town centre on a friday and saturday night!!

[PeeSea]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

At least he walked it home afterwards. Wonder if he invited it in for coffee. Or a Bonio. Or should that be Bonerio?

Do you think he walked home - or looked like he'd been horse riding....

[bobob]

Originally Posted by PeeSea

"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway."

Surely this is the best quote ever??

Am disturbed by the fact this story didn't surprise me!

Bob.

[Deck Bitch]

MUST BE THE WATER UP THERE