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Old 11-12-05, 03:12 PM
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Ok...now I've been waiting for my misses to go into labour all weekend. I had the day off on Friday, because they told her she was well on the way, and it would be a quick birth...being its number 8 .
Anyway its Sunday afternoon now and I'm a board with waiting. So I need suggestions for starting her off.....

Sex....no she's not interested..even a bit snappy. She's bunged up with a bit of a cold so gardening is also out too.

All help greatly appreciated..

regards, Andrew
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Just be patient, one things guaranteed, it is going to happen and yes probably will be quick when it does.

Hope your all organised and all the best to you when it does.
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Yes Good luck and hope all are safe and well when it finally occurs. Think of what the wifes going through if your just bored.

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...being its number 8 .

Anyway its Sunday afternoon now and I'm a board with waiting

Andrew
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SWMBO with our first [2 weeks past due date] decided to frantically clean the house [already spotless]then she had a curry followed 4 hours later by number on Son, coincidence or something more sinister

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A curry, a gin and tonic and a shag.

He's talking about the birth mate not the conception

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Ok...now I've been waiting for my misses to go into labour all weekend. I had the day off on Friday, because they told her she was well on the way, and it would be a quick birth...being its number 8 .
Anyway its Sunday afternoon now and I'm a board with waiting. So I need suggestions for starting her off.....

Sex....no she's not interested..even a bit snappy. She's bunged up with a bit of a cold so gardening is also out too.

All help greatly appreciated..

regards, Andrew
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So, has it happenned yet ? Or did I miss the moment ?
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Its 7pm on wednesday night....and I'm still waiting......and waiting...
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