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Old 15-12-05, 04:08 PM
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1. Two kittens sitting on a sloping roof, which one slides off first?
The one with the smallest myu.

2. Professor Heisenberg was pulled over by the police for driving at 140mph down the M1. The traffic cop walked over to his car and said "Excuse me sir, but do you know how fast you were driving?"
"No" said Heisenberg, "But I can tell you exactly where I am!"
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Old 15-12-05, 04:44 PM
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The Quantum Mechanics come to fix your Cyclotron.
They bang about for a while and then wander over.
"It's either yer waves or yer particles Mate but we
won't know which till we open it up and have a look."
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Old 15-12-05, 04:51 PM
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Reminds me of when Smudger told me some chef jokes, he thought I would not laugh because I wouldn't get them.

I did not laugh because they were crap jokes
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Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar, he finished his drink.
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If an XML document sneezes, does it need to blow its nodes?
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If an XML document sneezes, does it need to blow its nodes?
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I've never been so grateful not to understand so many jokes.

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