Girls over 30

[cheryl t]

I had this emailed to me by a very good friend and thought I'd share it with you - let me know what you think please.

This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are
turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND
for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was written by Andy
Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just
a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you
think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what
she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a
damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get
away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's
like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you
to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her
best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over
30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows
her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of
younger women.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her
younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where
you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women
are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

[RickW]

for a sec there I thought it was girls over 50 and it was written by Wayne Rooney..

[blondie]

[cheryl t]

Originally Posted by RickW

for a sec there I thought it was girls over 50 and it was written by Wayne Rooney..

Funny - not

[triplefin]

All so true !

Especially the last line

Green on its way!

[Ruby]

As someone who's turning 30 this year with much apprehension, I thank you!

[alunbidmead]

Thank god im in touch with my feminine side or I would be worried!!!!!http://www.yorkshire-divers.co.uk/fo...ilies/rose.gif

30+ is a nice, nice age, nough said>

[dave archer]

30+ women are the best, no argument from me

[NeilB]

A 30+ woman is great......it's 10+ years younger than me

[nigelH]

Originally Posted by Ruby

As someone who's turning 30 this year with much apprehension, I thank you!

Believe me 30 is still young.
30 is nearer my grandaughter's age than mine.

I quite like being 56.
My family have given up hope on me 'growing up' so I can be irresponsible for the rest of my days without anybody giving me grief.