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Old 21-01-06, 04:32 AM
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This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.



FEMALE INTERVIEWER:





So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?



GENERAL REINWALD:





We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.



FEMALE INTERVIEWER:





Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?



GENERAL REINWALD:





I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.



FEMALE INTERVIEWER:





Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?



GENERAL REINWALD:





I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.



FEMALE INTERVIEWER:





But you're equipping them to become violent killers.



GENERAL REINWALD:





Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?





..................The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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Old 21-01-06, 06:29 AM
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