Protocol?

[Twinsetmad]

A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served
them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
he'll be landing the big, scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you
could just put up your trays - that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather
exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines." he said,

"I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on
the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am
called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight
attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well sweet-cheeks, in my
country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, bitch!

[Tricky]

Brilliant, I've been chuckling over this one for about 10 minutes now

[Dave Crampton]

On a flight to Nice a couple of weeks ago, the flight attentant on Easyjet knowing that no one listens to the sales pitch, was advertising Washing machines, TV's and Tumble dryers, as he sailed past with the trolly. I ordered several TV's.

[ratcliffe]

superb luvvie!