Who ever said women can be satisfied?

[Dinger]

New Husband Store


A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates:


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose
to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "
Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes! to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign
reads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are No men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. "Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."


To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
store just across the street.


The first floor has wives that love sex.


The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.


The third floor, the fourth! floor, the fifth floor and the sixth floors have
never been visited.

[Finless]

Dinger,

You tell the truth as it is!

Girls ........ what can I say other than you always expect too much out us boys.

[Dinger]

Originally Posted by Finless

Dinger,

You tell the truth as it is!

Girls ........ what can I say other than you always expect too much out us boys.

As always Brian - a kindered spirit you are - the force is strong with you!

Dinger

[SoggyFox]

I once heard an amusing thought from a female friend. She said they find a guy they like spend ages changing him to the guy they want and then ditch him cos he's not the guy they first started dating.

men are from Mars girls are from Dimension X.

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Dinger

- the force is strong with you!

Unfortunately, so is the urge to go for a wee all the time .

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

I once heard an amusing thought from a female friend.

Wow, you're telepathic then?

[SoggyFox]

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

Wow, you're telepathic then?

lol. pedant.......

[Finless]

Whoever said women can be satisfied?

Well, I don't like to boast but ............

ps: I would like to say the picture is ONLY a representation and no inferences may be drawn from the timings!

Ah, this might be better

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by Finless

Whoever said women can be satisfied?

Well, I don't like to boast but ............

ps: I would like to say the picture is ONLY a representation and no inferences may be drawn from the timings!

Obviously, your picture has been slowed down

[Dinger]

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

I once heard an amusing thought from a female friend. She said they find a guy they like spend ages changing him to the guy they want and then ditch him cos he's not the guy they first started dating.

That is why I "never let the bitches get you down" (except of course when she puts her foot on my neck)

Dinger