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Old 27-04-06, 06:58 PM
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Kitfondle develop new product?
I think I know what Woz was up to over the Winter...

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Document: United States Patent 6055910
Title: Toy gas fired missile and launcher assembly
Abstract: A toy gas-fired missile and launcher assembly whose missile is composed of a soft head and a tail extending therefrom formed by a piston. The piston is telescoped into the barrel of a launcher having a closed end on which is mounted an electrically-activated ignitor, the air space between the end of the piston and the closed end of the barrel defining a combustion chamber. Joined to the barrel and communicating with the chamber therein is a gas intake tube having a normally-closed inlet valve. To operate the assembly, the operator places the inlet tube with its valve open adjacent his anal region from which a colonic gas is discharged. The piston is then withdrawn to a degree producing a negative pressure to inhale the gas into the combustion chamber to intermix with the air therein to create a combustible mixture. The ignitor is then activated to explode the mixture in the chamber and fire the missile into space.
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Old 28-04-06, 10:14 AM
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I think I know what Woz was up to over the Winter...
OMG !

What size is this "toy" ???
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The Woz Arse Candle. Fun for all the family, M8 to M80.
That's a large thread size.

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That's a large thread size.
yeah, but necessary, if you refer to this: http://tinyurl.com/m5lw2
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yeah, but necessary, if you refer to this: http://tinyurl.com/m5lw2
That's no moon! It's Woz's arse!

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Don't start that again. My sides can't take the punishment from laughing.

And Janos, if you are up this way on a weekday I will take you into my workshop and show you some Proper Big Drills. You will drool a little, possibly weep but you will immediately want one to put in your Black and Decker.

We also have air tools that go fzoooooowah fzooooowah like when you get your tyres changed. Eveyone wants to play with those.
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Don't start that again. My sides can't take the punishment from laughing.
What? This thread?

I'll have a look at your big tool when I'm next heading up that way, but I'm a'diving from the South Coast a lot at the mo

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What? This thread?

I'll have a look at your big tool when I'm next heading up that way, but I'm a'diving from the South Coast a lot at the mo

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No, no,no, this one:-

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