The Woz "a mate of mine..." saddo competition

[Woz]

We are, in our own little ways, encumbered with *ahem* "a mate" who does silly things, especially when they are alone. As usual, the prize of a shiny shiny boltsnap to the person who is sadder than any of the following, all of which are "a mate of mine" and definitely not me.

When getting onto the motorway, "a mate of mine" shouts 'Red Leader accellerate to attack speed'.

A "mate of mine's" [1] brother runs round the house making car engine noises. He's nearly 35.



[1] that one really is a proper mate of mine's brother. He's very sad. In fact he still dresses up in camo gear and crawls through bushes pretenting to be action man then shoots rabbis [2] with an air rifle.

[2] that should be rabbits but I like the typo

[dry suit diver]

A 'mate of mine' [1]who on turning the key in the ignition and gets the 'bing bing bing' from the seatbelt warning system says ' welcome to todays flight we will be cruising at an altitude of approx 6 inches and a speed of Xmph'

That has got to be the winner.

[1] he isn't a proper mate just somebody I have the misfortune to work with.

[AirAssisted]

A mate of mine, likes nothing more than speaking into an empty cup, to achieve the 'sound' of a bomber pilot, and whitter on about 'chocks away, bandits at 12 o'clock, and someone called 'ginger'!!

[calski]

A 'mate of mine' likes driving his car and at 50mph +, rolls down the window and sticking his hand out, cups the air. He reckons it feels like a ladies boob!!!

ATB

calski

p.s I'll be watching the news tonight for accidents caused by YDers crashing whilst testing this... you know you will

[turbanator]

A 'mate' of mine believed that when he was buying a 'Dry'suit, that's what he was getting

[kath2407]

Originally Posted by calski

A 'mate of mine' likes driving his car and at 50mph +, rolls down the window and sticking his hand out, cups the air. He reckons it feels like a ladies boob!!!

Hmmmmmmmm. I think all his ex girlfriends need to go see a doctor becuase mine REALLY dont feel like that!

K XX

[hopper]

Originally Posted by kath2407

Hmmmmmmmm. I think all his ex girlfriends need to go see a doctor becuase mine REALLY dont feel like that!

K XX

But you've tried it!!!

[Hazel W]

no no it does .....err......so Im told !

[the goat]

Originally Posted by calski

A 'mate of mine' likes driving his car and at 50mph +, rolls down the window and sticking his hand out, cups the air. He reckons it feels like a ladies boob!

So in theory you could ride a motorbike no handed and cop a pair hmmmmmmmm

[Jim Shaw]

Originally Posted by the goat

So in theory you could ride a motorbike no handed and cop a pair hmmmmmmmm

Or you could open the sunroof, and steer with your knees ( but don't include that in the insurance claims form ) :