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Old 12-07-06, 12:30 PM
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I've been a fan of Mr Tourettes for a long time so I was a bit worried about it's move to the telly. But...

Brilliant!!!

30min of mindless swearing, absolute genius!!!

Well done C4 for supporting all of us who like to swear profusely!!!
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I've been a fan of Mr Tourettes for a long time so I was a bit worried about it's move to the telly. But...

Brilliant!!!

30min of mindless swearing, absolute genius!!!

Well done C4 for supporting all of us who like to swear profusely!!!
Watch Ramsey on th F Word and get 60 mins plus a bit of cooking.

Although I did see Bad Lads Army last night and the excuse

"I'm from F ing London we all F ing swear an F ing lot" by one of the squaddies was just the excuse I have been looking for for years.

Matt (born in London and lived in London till I was 22, crickey that is now less than half my total years - scary)
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I particularly enjoyed the line where Mr Tourette was presented with a chicken for his hard work he replied: "I'll dab some sh*t on it and take it down the farmers market".
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I particularly enjoyed the line where Mr Tourette was presented with a chicken for his hard work he replied: "I'll dab some sh*t on it and take it down the farmers market".
Ah, organic farming, proof indeed!

I didn't quite get the link (if there was any) to the sign he painted on the side of the vehicle with the animals in it?
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On the tourettes subject.

Ok at the risk of getting a big slap and being branded a goggle box watching nob jockey.

Have you seen Diary room uncut on Big Brother, when Pete is in there going mental. So funny And its about the only telly i can sit and watch with the wife.
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On the tourettes subject.

Ok at the risk of getting a big slap and being branded a goggle box watching nob jockey.

Have you seen Diary room uncut on Big Brother, when Pete is in there going mental. So funny And its about the only telly i can sit and watch with the wife.
This bloke is quality...not a bad bone in his body... unfortunately, my elder children think they can go around the playground at school copying him...sigh...
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I can just imagine groups of kids going round school, twitching, punching themselves in the adams apple saying w**ker all the time

That would be a priceless excuse
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