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Old 15-08-06, 09:54 AM
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so what do women need to do to men to make them tender ?
Beat them with a steak mallet.
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so what do women need to do to men to make them tender ?
beat them with a big hammer?
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so what do women need to do to men to make them tender ?
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beat them with a big hammer?
There seems to be a general consensus that women should batter their blokes even by the blokes !!
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Old 15-08-06, 11:02 AM
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A bit of truly ground breaking research, well most guys figured this out long ago..........

BBC NEWS | Health | Security 'bad news for sex drive'

so its probably better to go diving.
So there IS a good thing to come out of being single! I think Ill stay single forever!
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Old 15-08-06, 11:07 AM
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There seems to be a general consensus that women should batter their blokes even by the blokes !!
No no no no....

a covering of flour egg and water, and a dip in hot oil is NOT what they said....

They said HIT him!

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PS that does not mean that I agree with nor endorse either course of action...
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So there IS a good thing to come out of being single! I think Ill stay single forever!
there is a flaw in your plan.
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PS that does not mean that I agree with nor endorse either course of action...
So I don't bring the steak mallet with me to the Farnes then Foggy?
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7 pints of lager and 10 poppadoms?
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Old 15-08-06, 11:33 AM
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there is a flaw in your plan.
there is?
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