Bring back fox hunting

[Woz]

Fcuking fox has someohow got into our garden and had our chickens, Dick and Dom.

Tonight will see me on a swivelly office chair, 12 bore and searchlight at the ready. Expect to see me in a fox-fur cap at the next gig.

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by Woz

Fcuking fox has someohow got into our garden and had our chickens, Dick and Dom.

Tonight will see me on a swivelly office chair, 12 bore and searchlight at the ready. Expect to see me in a fox-fur cap at the next gig.

A la Wozzy Crocket?

Sorry to hear about the chickens mate. Hope Missus Woz and Mini Woz aren't too upset.

[milldog]

how do you know it was a fox could have been a dog with a pair of fox fur gloves to frame them for the crime

or did you eat them and now remorse sets in, and the wife asks where's the chicken's you cant bring yourself to say you ate them, so blame the poor fox

Gutted for you.

Although I wouldn't like to see foxes hounded to death I understand your present feelings (foxes really are destructive). But shotguns are acceptable in my book.

Hope the small Wozs aren't too distressed.

[Mark Chase]

I turned up at my mum and dads club with my 12 bore and magnum loads of swan shot on max choke to deal with the rampant squirrel problem they had.

It was middle of winter so no leaves on the trees. My sister was there and she watched as I scooped up the first squirrels nest and blew it and its occupants firmly into the next life as they slept.

She begged me to stop as she thought it was cruel.

In the spring she returned to the club to find the squirrels had got into her loft (and several other chalets) and eaten through electrics and in one case the ceiling as well.

She then begged me to come back and blow the little bastards away with extreme prejudice.

Its amazing how a little exposure to reality can chance a view point

ATB

Mark Chase

[John Touhig]

Originally Posted by Woz

Tonight will see me on a swivelly office chair, 12 bore and searchlight at the ready.

I seem to remember Jasper Carrot dealing with a mole problem in a similar way.

Sorry to hear about the chickens though.

[Woz]

Thoroughly illegal but doesn't someone make a gangter type machine shotgun? That would be awesome. 2000 rounds per min of BB shells.

[Woz]

Originally Posted by Mark Chase

I turned up at my mum and dads club with my 12 bore and magnum loads of swan shot on max choke to deal with the rampant squirrel problem they had.

It was middle of winter so no leaves on the trees. My sister was there and she watched as I scooped up the first squirrels nest and blew it and its occupants firmly into the next life as they slept.

She begged me to stop as she thought it was cruel.

In the spring she returned to the club to find the squirrels had got into her loft (and several other chalets) and eaten through electrics and in one case the ceiling as well.

She then begged me to come back and blow the little bastards away with extreme prejudice.

Its amazing how a little exposure to reality can chance a view point

ATB

Mark Chase

What are you doing this weekend?

[chrisch]

Shoot it. If you let the hounds in they will eat the pet dog and the other menagerie residents...

Mind you there are another 651,342 of the bleeders in the same postcode. Urban creatures they are. Move out to the coutryside, you'll never see one again.

Chris

[Woz]

Originally Posted by chrisch

Shoot it. If you let the hounds in they will eat the pet dog and the other menagerie residents...

Mind you there are another 651,342 of the bleeders in the same postcode. Urban creatures they are. Move out to the coutryside, you'll never see one again.

Chris

I reckon it's cos the dog isn't there that the fox has had a go.