Thank god for adverts..

[chrisch]

As ever there is nowt on the telly here this evening so have a quick look at YD. Then an ad comes on that makes it all clear.

I have pre-menstrual water retention...

That's what it says. Can't get the old trouser button done up.. ?

I'm gonna have another beer to celebrate. Now I know it is only a temporary thing.

I'm a bit mistified about the Tampax though.. Looking at the drawing it is a kind of suppository? Is that right?

Chris

[NotDeadYet]

Originally Posted by chrisch

I'm a bit mistified about the Tampax though.. Looking at the drawing it is a kind of suppository? Is that right?

Nope, it's a water absorption device for the bottom of rebreather scrubbers. I prefer Tesco own brand as they're cheaper and you can go through the self-serve till and no-one notices.

According to the ads you can sky-dive whilst rollerblading in white trousers then play hockey and finish it off with a dinner party if you use them.

[chrisch]

Originally Posted by NotDeadYet

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According to the ads you can sky-dive whilst rollerblading in white trousers then play hockey and finish it off with a dinner party if you use them.

Uh huh... yeah i could see how that would work. Watery farts are very embarasssing...

Chris

[Dizzydiver]

Jeez, all that beer really does get to you!

I cann't believe I left you at the mercy of the computer screen last night, I thought you were doing intellectual stuff on the machine not discussing your water retention problems.........

Girls, other than stopping his drinking is there any suggestions we can come up with to alleviate his water retention? No sensible suggestions please, they'd only confuse him!

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by Dizzydiver

I cann't believe I left you at the mercy of the computer screen last night, I thought you were doing intellectual stuff on the machine not discussing your water retention problems.........

Meanwhile, back in the real world....

Originally Posted by Dizzydiver

Girls, other than stopping his drinking is there any suggestions we can come up with to alleviate his water retention? No sensible suggestions please, they'd only confuse him!

Jump up and down on him in my killer stilettos thus creating many tiny perforation holes to let the water out? Should alleviate his "boring old wind-bag" preoblems as well, methinks...

[Dizzydiver]

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

Jump up and down on him in my killer stilettos thus creating many tiny perforation holes to let the water out? Should alleviate his "boring old wind-bag" preoblems as well, methinks...

Bravo that girl! That's the sort of suggestion I was hoping for. Of course it will require some sort of drainage system....yuck....will have to find very large bucket or perhaps we should just throw him in the bath?

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by Dizzydiver

Bravo that girl! That's the sort of suggestion I was hoping for. Of course it will require some sort of drainage system....yuck....will have to find very large bucket or perhaps we should just throw him in the bath?

Hmmm, could be a messy job. I've hear people say he's full of sh1t on many an occasion

[Dizzydiver]

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

Hmmm, could be a messy job. I've hear people say he's full of sh1t on many an occasion

Ummm true, best buy plenty of those medical glovey things too and some "cover-alls"!

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by Dizzydiver

Ummm true, best buy plenty of those medical glovey things too and some "cover-alls"!

You supply the gloves and cover-alls, I'll bring some some hosepipe, a hot water bottle and some soapy liquid.

Oh, and a bargepole, as I'm sure neither of us will want to touch him...

[IanD]

Originally Posted by Dizzydiver

Bravo that girl! That's the sort of suggestion I was hoping for. Of course it will require some sort of drainage system....yuck....will have to find very large bucket or perhaps we should just throw him in the bath?

This could be the answer to your spillage problems


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