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Old 18-10-06, 02:17 PM
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Remind me to tell you what happened when I was 'investigated' by a polar bear once...
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It was a horrific feeling to suddely realise that you were no longer top of the food chain.
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Well, I think about this stuff, someone has to.
errr right polar bear attack in hobart (a very nice place)

why on earth someone would sleep with a desert eagle under their pillow I dunno.

could always get the .50 Desert eagle version ala Lock stock & 2 smoking barrels style. i guess.

can you not just play dead?

failing that I would take the bear in HTH combat, gotta give the bear a chance
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Old 18-10-06, 02:26 PM
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errr right polar bear attack in hobart (a very nice place)
Thats when they sneak up on you, when you least expect it.
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Old 18-10-06, 02:27 PM
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Remind me to tell you what happened when I was 'investigated' by a polar bear once... It was a horrific feeling to suddely realise that you were no longer top of the food chain.
Worms do that for me
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Old 18-10-06, 02:35 PM
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errr right polar bear attack in hobart (a very nice place)

why on earth someone would sleep with a desert eagle under their pillow I dunno.

could always get the .50 Desert eagle version ala Lock stock & 2 smoking barrels style. i guess.

can you not just play dead?

failing that I would take the bear in HTH combat, gotta give the bear a chance
you haven't seen the pix have you?
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you haven't seen the pix have you?
nope and i have no intention of it.

how hard can it be, a bit of a shuffle, feint left then a killer right hook. followed by a swift kick to the groin, finish off with a good uppercut or knee strike to the head.

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Reminds me of why I always sleep with a cocked 10mm Desert Eagle under my pillow..
It was lucky that this thread was started. I had this worry that you might be making your bed and finding this big hand gun under your pillow and then getting a nervous feeling about why it was there in the first place.

Even worse , may be a friend from the Police Academy sees it first and says "Hey what you got that under your pillow for?" and you reply "I dunno". Luckily the reminder has saved you from that discomfort !

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Cheers for the email Ding Dang Doo,

I have to say it's the blokes own fault and a damn shame that a beautiful animal had to die for his stupidity
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