You bastards!!!!

[Finless]

Whilst watching a recorded Stargate episode (about the ORI) it suddenly struck me as to why I am bereft of the super powers that I feel, nay believe I am destined to have.

Can you imagine the chaos and carnage there would be if everybody had super powers?

Now I am CERTAIN that I have the correct mental state and balance to be trusted with super powers so therefore it has to be YOU lot that are holding up the next step in my human evolution. Well, thanks very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmm, what powers to have ...........

Laser Eye Guy ............ that would melt my contact lenses.

Electricity Boy ......... nar, there'd be freeloaders trying to syphon of me all the time.

Sexual Prowess Man ........... well, no need for any more power in that department I don't think.

Gill Girl ........... not a power/person I'd like to be but it is always nice to know someone who spends a lot of time below.

The Flash ......... with global warming there is too much chance of a sunburned willy.

Wonder Woman ................ is she contemplating lesbianism?

Invisible Man ................. no way, not after what happened between Superman and Wonder Woman when she was sunbathing naked. Makes my eyes water just thinking about it.

I'm not really sure who I'd like to be out of the plethora of known cartoon characters........ nor am I certain of what super power I'd like to have ............

What about you fellow possible super heroes?

[Woz]

BMX Bandit.

[MartyC]

Originally Posted by Finless

Whilst watching a recorded Stargate episode (about the ORI) it suddenly struck me as to why I am bereft of the super powers that I feel, nay believe I am destined to have.

Can you imagine the chaos and carnage there would be if everybody had super powers?

Now I am CERTAIN that I have the correct mental state and balance to be trusted with super powers so therefore it has to be YOU lot that are holding up the next step in my human evolution. Well, thanks very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmm, what powers to have ...........

Laser Eye Guy ............ that would melt my contact lenses.

Electricity Boy ......... nar, there'd be freeloaders trying to syphon of me all the time.

Sexual Prowess Man ........... well, no need for any more power in that department I don't think.

Gill Girl ........... not a power/person I'd like to be but it is always nice to know someone who spends a lot of time below.

The Flash ......... with global warming there is too much chance of a sunburned willy.

Wonder Woman ................ is she contemplating lesbianism?

Invisible Man ................. no way, not after what happened between Superman and Wonder Woman when she was sunbathing naked. Makes my eyes water just thinking about it.

I'm not really sure who I'd like to be out of the plethora of known cartoon characters........ nor am I certain of what super power I'd like to have ............

What about you fellow possible super heroes?

I'm very sorry mate - but you really should get out more.

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Woz

BMX Bandit.

Scoff! What super powers does BMX Bandit have ........ when he's at home? Super knobblies?

[chrisch]

Chris

[Finless]

I'm surprised there isn't already a super hero called Spunk Man ............ he doesn't really have any powers persay but he's always ready to 'give it a go'. Always there first with his hand up. Always ready to step in and breach any gap. You know you'd be never short of a volunteer with Spunk Man.

I wonder if the name should be Spunky Man? That sort of makes more sense?

[turbanator]

Yellow-Fronted Brown-Back man - can be heard rustling from streets away, empties rooms, biohazrd. Weakness - washing his pants renders him powerless for 6 months.

PC noob - can destroy an IT professional with a series of well-placed inane questions, can damage sensitive data just by proximity ('cos they never delete it, do they?). Weakness - Backups

[Stesh]

.
Cider Man!



I have no idea who this is?

[Finless]

Originally Posted by turbanator

Yellow-Fronted Brown-Back man - can be heard rustling from streets away, empties rooms, biohazrd. Weakness - washing his pants renders him powerless for 6 months.

PC noob - can destroy an IT professional with a series of well-placed inane questions, can damage sensitive data just by proximity ('cos they never delete it, do they?). Weakness - Backups

Is this a description? Are you already the super hero you wanted to be?

TBH, I'd have thought that most the world has been at least half this super hero at one time or another?

[NotDeadYet]

There's a chapter about badly thought out superheroes in 'Things Snowball' by Rich Hall.

My favourite was Insect Boy who due to a spelling mistake became Incest Boy.