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Non Diving Posts: Discuss Long nail on little finger -why? in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: I heard that certain "professional" ladies use their little finger to help them fettle clients quicker, time and motion, if ...

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Old 20-10-06, 12:14 PM
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I heard that certain "professional" ladies use their little finger to help them fettle clients quicker, time and motion, if you will. At least so a bloke in the pub told me
Yeah, but you wouldn't want your chocolate starfish looking like it had walked across a cheese grater!
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Old 20-10-06, 12:19 PM
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I would go with.....

The toilet reason as Arabs see it as very rude if you try to shake hands using your left hand.
The long fingernail would be useful for cleaning your ears out as well, due to the fact that before entering a mosque to pray, muslims have to clean their hands, feet, mouth, nose and ears.
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Old 20-10-06, 12:20 PM
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You've lost the statuts symbol after ascending and removing your mask and have all your snot dangling off your nose. Nope, no status in diving in my opinion
The sign of a good buddy is the subtle pointing out of post-dive 'scuba snot' before the rest of the group loudly point it out.
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Old 20-10-06, 12:25 PM
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The sign of a good buddy is the subtle pointing out of post-dive 'scuba snot' before the rest of the group loudly point it out.

I did wonder why Ratty looked less than enthused when I approached him for a congratulatory post-100th dive peck on the cheek!

I found out why, afterwards.
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They're both female - I like your thinking


You (and Helen and Sue) are the exception that proves the rule !!
I'm still trying to work out whether this is a compliment or not
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If you paint the long nails then you can convince yourself it's the hand of someone else... ahem... so I've been told... by a cousin... or something...

Coke spoon? How things have changed! There was a time when nothing less than a rolled up 50 would do, then it went down to a tenner, a fiver and now a finger nail. How vulgar!
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The sign of a good buddy is the subtle pointing out of post-dive 'scuba snot' before the rest of the group loudly point it out.
the term "divers make-up" seems more applicable in view of the glamour shots we see in all the dive mags advertising kit, like the BC review in one of this months dive mags...
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You (and Helen and Sue) are the exception that proves the rule !!
I'm taking it as a compliment.


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This is why having one's hand cut off is so bad in arab counties, you have to eat and wipe with the same hand.
Well, that and the fact that you've had your hand cut off!!
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