Men - just stay home please.

[louigi]

seeing as this therad has degenerated thus far. The first Stick 'a' dicktumy i ever herd of was whilst working at my local hospital. a rather well known buisnesman with a rep for the ladies came in to casualty it would apear that his wife had got the hump over his extra caricular activities and had glued his knob to his abdomen with the good old supper glue. he still gets embarresed about it when questioned in public.

[frosty the snowman]

seeing as this therad has degenerated thus far. The first Stick 'a' dicktumy i ever herd of was whilst working at my local hospital. a rather well known buisnesman with a rep for the ladies came in to casualty it would apear that his wife had got the hump over his extra caricular activities and had glued his knob to his abdomen with the good old supper glue. he still gets embarresed about it when questioned in public.

We once had to treat a gentleman whose wife had taken revenge for his similar activities by getting him drunk and while he was sleeping it off, inserting a pepper pot so far up his bum that surgical intervention was required.

[purple vonny]

my first job in casualty back in the dark ages involoved removing a shot glass from someone's bum. it said "I've been to Margate" on it.

[frosty the snowman]

We once had to remove one of those wriggly vibrators from a ladies rectum. As the surgeon just got finger to it he accidently turned it on and it crawled noisily away into the darkness...oops.

[Queen Scallop]

my first job in casualty back in the dark ages involoved removing a shot glass from someone's bum. it said "I've been to Margate" on it.

It should have said "I've been to Uranus"....

[Freeflow]

At the end of '94 a sparky was having a dump in the toilets on the market square in Dartford a 'cottaging' chap stuck his short arm through a glory hole.

Sparkies carry cable ties you know...

'Hello, is that the fire brigade?'

[frosty the snowman]

On another occasion we were required to assist a gentleman who had taken a fancy to an old fashioned cast iron radiator. Not only was he stuck in one of the slots but the central heating had come on and had started to barbeque his member. The fire service were instrumental in completing the proceedure.

[purple vonny]

At the end of '94 a sparky was having a dump in the toilets on the market square in Dartford a 'cottaging' chap stuck his short arm through a glory hole.

Sparkies carry cable ties you know...

'Hello, is that the fire brigade?'

OK Freef, you been sniffing the barmaid's apron again?

[louigi]

no he was busy to many ties.

[Bardo]

my first job in casualty back in the dark ages involoved removing a shot glass from someone's bum. it said "I've been to Margate" on it.

Surely that goes to prove what I've said for a long time? - Margate is a sh*thole!