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  1. 30-10-06 06:18 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by frosty the snowman
    Yes you do. So the answer may lie in some sort of man creche at the shopping centre. What would we want in it to keep us amused whilst they buy things that they know they'll hate and return to the shop the following week gentlemen?
    Pool tables, original space invaders machines and gentlemen's interest magazines lying around. And Playstations with GT San-Andreas.
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    Ikea sucks
    Tesco sucks
    co-op sucks
    TK maxx sucks
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    Quote Originally Posted by purple vonny
    Ikea sucks
    Tesco sucks
    co-op sucks
    TK maxx sucks
    Don't forget the DIY stores.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woz
    Don't forget the DIY stores.
    They suck big time and everyone gets in the way. Just go in with a list, buy your paint or screws and get out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sakara Drinker
    you're scaring me now
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    I shouldn't worry. You'll probably only ever see me in dive gear and changing out of/into jeans anyway

    In that wonderful heatwave this year I wore a skirt .... I know, calm yourselves
    Problem was I forgot to put 'ladies shoes' on and naturally slipped into my sandals. We were off to the pub and I mentioned how I should change my shoes. The response I got was "don't bother, you already look completely 'Glastonbury'"

    To this day I have no idea whether that was a nice or nasty comment
    Didn't matter much. Pubs a pub. Got rat-arsed, played pool, thrashed him.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woz
    Pool tables, original space invaders machines and gentlemen's interest magazines lying around. And Playstations with GT San-Andreas.
    Nigella DVDs, bowls of pringles, diving catalogues and top gear on the telly.

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  7. 30-10-06 06:39 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by purple vonny
    Ikea sucks
    Tesco sucks
    co-op sucks
    TK maxx sucks
    Mmmmm, 2 of those are clients of my company Von!
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    i will not clothes shop with women full stop!! if i need to get owt its down to meadowhall on my own ! woman and shopping god what a partnerhip !! and one i dont want to get in between lol!!!! all womans shops should supply a drinks service and a mens waiting area with live channeled football ?lol o well i can always dream lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freeflow
    Mmmmm, 2 of those are clients of my company Von!
    well I'm sure they have lovely lifts, Freef!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by purple vonny
    At the risk of sounding like a simpering girly, I went shopping today to get some winter clothes. If this was not traumatic enough, I had to endure husbands and boyfriends of other women browsing the jumpers etc simply getting IN THE WAY!

    Now I am not that keen on shopping. It is made more difficult by blokes standing in front of things I am looking at. They don't want to be there. They are bored. Why don't they stay at home?

    They do not respond to sighs and death stares when I am trying to get past and they are deaf to "excuse me please, may I look at this pink fluffy cardie or were you just about to try it youself?"



    I am with you, shoppin is a pain
    Daily floggings will continue until crew morale improves

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