True although most chaps wouldn't mind accompanying their partners for a browse round Ann Summers.Originally Posted by Kirstie
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True although most chaps wouldn't mind accompanying their partners for a browse round Ann Summers.Originally Posted by Kirstie
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"The sea once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever." Jaques Yves Cousteau
Hear the rime of the ancient mariner
See his eye as he stops one of three
Mesmerises one of the wedding guests
Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the sea.
(Iron Maiden-Rime of the ancient mariner)
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Ann Summers is way too tacky and tame - Westward Bound is much betterOriginally Posted by frosty the snowman
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If you have to think about it for more than thirty seconds, you probably shouldn't get in.
Team Ladydive
The lady behind the counter scares me.Originally Posted by Kirstie
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"The sea once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever." Jaques Yves Cousteau
Hear the rime of the ancient mariner
See his eye as he stops one of three
Mesmerises one of the wedding guests
Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the sea.
(Iron Maiden-Rime of the ancient mariner)
http://www.justgiving.com/rss/GetFun...roupid=1836035
La Perla? Nice. Mind you a bra costs about as much as a YBOD from there. Oh so I'm told.Originally Posted by Kirstie
Yvonne veni vidi scubici
You can buy a YBOD from a knicker shop? Does it have lacy counterlungs and no crotch strap?Originally Posted by purple vonny
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"The sea once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever." Jaques Yves Cousteau
Hear the rime of the ancient mariner
See his eye as he stops one of three
Mesmerises one of the wedding guests
Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the sea.
(Iron Maiden-Rime of the ancient mariner)
http://www.justgiving.com/rss/GetFun...roupid=1836035
Forget where I was (think it was quite posh,though) but on one shopping mission with Mrs. Doo, we entered a shop full of lady type clothes... I sighed, not the place I wanted to be... until I spied the soft leather couch, flat screen TV and PS2... Whilst playing on gaming machine, Mrs. Doo browsed at her leisure... after a few minutes, I was approched by a rather attractive young shop assistant and asked if I would care for a cool beer while I was waiting for my wife!
Lady clothes shop owners take note... (Oh, and Mrs. Doo spent a bloody fortune... but I didn't care..!)![]()
Pete
In a 3-D-styleee
Paddy: Is that cow dead?
Max: If it isn't, it's gonna piss down!
...How dare you...
Save the cheerleader.... save the world!
Just smile and wave boys... smile and wave...
beware also the ploy
'Right I need new clothes' reply from other half 'Ooh good we'll get lots of stuff for you, I saw these jeans that would look so cute on you'.... yada yada..... 'Er ok, but I'd rather go on my own'...... yada yada
upshot - straight into first shop, straight to dresses
So I walked in opposite direction, row ensured....
the bored blokes are the ones who don't have the balls to start an argument, or strategically need to take it on the chin
Last edited by EdHornby; 31-10-06 at 08:45 AM.
In westward bound you get six of the best and are made to stand in the corner. But it is a fetish shop...Originally Posted by Ding Dang Doo
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"The sea once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever." Jaques Yves Cousteau
Hear the rime of the ancient mariner
See his eye as he stops one of three
Mesmerises one of the wedding guests
Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the sea.
(Iron Maiden-Rime of the ancient mariner)
http://www.justgiving.com/rss/GetFun...roupid=1836035
I was offered a job there once, but my mum made me turn it down. She was worried about what my grandma would think.Originally Posted by frosty the snowman
Now I'm a barristers' clerk. Not sure what's more perverse - butt plugs and nipple clamps or working in a fetish shop.
If you have to think about it for more than thirty seconds, you probably shouldn't get in.
Team Ladydive
are you sure you have sobered up?Originally Posted by frosty the snowman
Yvonne veni vidi scubici