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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirstie
    Personally, I'd much rather go clothes shopping on my own. I always feel that the other person is bored rigid (which they probably are) and that makes me feel I have to rush my decision.
    True although most chaps wouldn't mind accompanying their partners for a browse round Ann Summers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frosty the snowman
    True although most chaps wouldn't mind accompanying their partners for a browse round Ann Summers.
    Ann Summers is way too tacky and tame - Westward Bound is much better
    If you have to think about it for more than thirty seconds, you probably shouldn't get in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirstie
    Ann Summers is way too tacky and tame - Westward Bound is much better
    The lady behind the counter scares me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirstie
    Ann Summers is way too tacky and tame - Westward Bound is much better
    La Perla? Nice. Mind you a bra costs about as much as a YBOD from there. Oh so I'm told.
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    Quote Originally Posted by purple vonny
    La Perla? Nice. Mind you a bra costs about as much as a YBOD from there. Oh so I'm told.
    You can buy a YBOD from a knicker shop? Does it have lacy counterlungs and no crotch strap?

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    Forget where I was (think it was quite posh,though) but on one shopping mission with Mrs. Doo, we entered a shop full of lady type clothes... I sighed, not the place I wanted to be... until I spied the soft leather couch, flat screen TV and PS2... Whilst playing on gaming machine, Mrs. Doo browsed at her leisure... after a few minutes, I was approched by a rather attractive young shop assistant and asked if I would care for a cool beer while I was waiting for my wife!

    Lady clothes shop owners take note... (Oh, and Mrs. Doo spent a bloody fortune... but I didn't care..!)

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    beware also the ploy

    'Right I need new clothes' reply from other half 'Ooh good we'll get lots of stuff for you, I saw these jeans that would look so cute on you'.... yada yada..... 'Er ok, but I'd rather go on my own'...... yada yada

    upshot - straight into first shop, straight to dresses

    So I walked in opposite direction, row ensured....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Ding Dang Doo
    Forget where I was (think it was quite posh,though) but on one shopping mission with Mrs. Doo, we entered a shop full of lady type clothes... I sighed, not the place I wanted to be... until I spied the soft leather couch, flat screen TV and PS2... Whilst playing on gaming machine, Mrs. Doo browsed at her leisure... after a few minutes, I was approched by a rather attractive young shop assistant and asked if I would care for a cool beer while I was waiting for my wife!

    Lady clothes shop owners take note... (Oh, and Mrs. Doo spent a bloody fortune... but I didn't care..!)

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    In westward bound you get six of the best and are made to stand in the corner. But it is a fetish shop...

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    Quote Originally Posted by frosty the snowman
    In westward bound you get six of the best and are made to stand in the corner. But it is a fetish shop...
    I was offered a job there once, but my mum made me turn it down. She was worried about what my grandma would think.

    Now I'm a barristers' clerk. Not sure what's more perverse - butt plugs and nipple clamps or working in a fetish shop.
    If you have to think about it for more than thirty seconds, you probably shouldn't get in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frosty the snowman
    In westward bound you get six of the best and are made to stand in the corner. But it is a fetish shop...
    are you sure you have sobered up?
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