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  1. 31-10-06 10:00 AM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirstie
    I was offered a job there once, but my mum made me turn it down. She was worried about what my grandma would think.

    Now I'm a barristers' clerk. Not sure what's more perverse - butt plugs and nipple clamps or working in a fetish shop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by purple vonny
    are you sure you have sobered up?
    Yes! Ask Kirstie. She'll tell how scary it is. They've got instruments of torture for sale that make trhe London dungeon look like Leggoland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by purple vonny
    La Perla? Nice. Mind you a bra costs about as much as a YBOD from there. Oh so I'm told.

    No, no, no! You're on the wrong track with La Perla! That's nice, lacy, pretty undies. Westward Bound is all gimp hoods, butt plugs, leather pants that you can put your head in while your partner's wearing them and give him a bl......well, that's what people say, anyway
    If you have to think about it for more than thirty seconds, you probably shouldn't get in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirstie
    No, no, no! You're on the wrong track with La Perla! That's nice, lacy, pretty undies. Westward Bound is all gimp hoods, butt plugs, leather pants that you can put your head in while your partner's wearing them and give him a bl......well, that's what people say, anyway

    OOOO I'm shocked you even know about such things (Mary Whitehouse mode on).

    We don't have that sort of thing, not in our village.
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    Quote Originally Posted by purple vonny
    OOOO I'm shocked you even know about such things (Mary Whitehouse mode on).

    We don't have that sort of thing, not in our village.

    Oh, don't give me that! I used to live in a village, I know what goes on!
    If you have to think about it for more than thirty seconds, you probably shouldn't get in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirstie
    Oh, don't give me that! I used to live in a village, I know what goes on!
    The shed that we do not speak of!
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    Quote Originally Posted by purple vonny
    OOOO I'm shocked you even know about such things (Mary Whitehouse mode on).

    We don't have that sort of thing, not in our village.
    Well you clearly do!!! Is your second sentence a complaint I wonder...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by turbanator
    The shed that we do not speak of!
    'Twas a barn in my village. We used to call it 'the leisure centre'....

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    Quote Originally Posted by frosty the snowman
    Well you clearly do!!! Is your second sentence a complaint I wonder...?
    Yep, they have to travel, ooohh, 3 miles to the next village for that
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    Quote Originally Posted by turbanator
    Yep, they have to travel, ooohh, 3 miles to the next village for that
    You mean to Jed Trewthicks agricultural supplies emporium and dungeon of correction?

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