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    Hmmmm. Freef's been to Westward Bound, hasn't he? Seee... I'm learning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by purple vonny



    Hmmmm. Freef's been to Westward Bound, hasn't he? Seee... I'm learning.
    Oh alright...here's the link I know you really want.

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    Eeeew I just clicked on "Insertables". WTF is a "chin dildo"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woz
    Eeeew I just clicked on "Insertables". WTF is a "chin dildo"?
    Exactly, and if you're selling a dildo you'd probably call it 'rampant thruster' or something. Who calls a dildo ' Kevin'? See why the place scares me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by frosty the snowman
    Exactly, and if you're selling a dildo you'd probably call it 'rampant thruster' or something. Who calls a dildo ' Kevin'? See why the place scares me?

    They've all got blokes' names, as have the butt plugs.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Woz
    Eeeew I just clicked on "Insertables".
    Are they like Dairylea Dunkables?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirstie
    They've all got blokes' names, as have the butt plugs.


    Or so I understand.
    PMSL... there's a butt plug called 'Leonard' ! Your knowledge of the stock is remarkable Kirstie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by frosty the snowman
    PMSL... there's a butt plug called 'Leonard' ! Your knoledge of the stock is remarkable Kirstie...

    I told you, I was offered a job there! I familiarised myself with the catalogue before the interview!

    Not sure I could put something called 'Leonard' up my bottom. Is there one called 'Roy'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirstie
    I familiarised myself with the catalogue before the interview!
    Nudge nudge, wink wink!!!

    I hope there isn't a product called Bryan!

    Still hoping to become Comfortably Numb but feel more Dazed & Confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirstie
    I told you, I was offered a job there! I familiarised myself with the catalogue before the interview!

    Not sure I could put something called 'Leonard' up my bottom. Is there one called 'Roy'?
    No but there's one called lloyd. Or a dildo called Alan perhaps?

    "The sea once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever." Jaques Yves Cousteau

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