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Old 17-11-06, 10:37 AM
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So there I was on the way back from the club night last night at about 11:30 when I stopped off to but some dinner, a medley of lightly spiced meats, delicately grilled and served with a chilli jus, a side salad and gently toasted pitta bread.

I thought I'd take the kebab to a local nature reserve to scoff so popped into Attenborough nature reserve. I was sat there quietly munching away, occasionally taking a swig from a serving of mildly carbonated orange drink (Fanta) when a car with a couple in pulls up in the car park and a lot of interior light flashing ensues.

Erm.

So I hold up my kebab and have another bite at which the couple drives off. I think I may have somewhat ruined their evening.
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Old 17-11-06, 10:41 AM
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Old 17-11-06, 10:46 AM
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Woz did you flash your kebab at them!
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Old 17-11-06, 10:47 AM
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So your getting your kicks from vouyerism now eh??
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Old 17-11-06, 10:52 AM
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They were obviously after a spit roast and not kebab.
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Old 17-11-06, 10:57 AM
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I thought I'd take the kebab to a local nature reserve to scoff so popped into Attenborough nature reserve. .
Sounds like the same sort of lame excuse a certain well known singer would use
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Old 17-11-06, 11:02 AM
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Woz did you flash your kebab at them!
but the big question is did they flash thiers back.....
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Old 17-11-06, 11:06 AM
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How do you bum a kebab.

Do you mean 'to scrounge' or 'just get the chilli burn without the trouble of chewing'? ....... and swallowing ..... and digesting?
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You stop in a lay-by to read a map and get a wierdo holding what looks like a piece of greasy meat leering in the window. Would you have stopped?
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You stop in a lay-by to read a map and get a wierdo holding what looks like a piece of greasy meat leering in the window. Would you have stopped?
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