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On the motorway, wait for some idiot in a BMW to come blasting past you in the outside lane. Keep a good steady eye on him then match their speed but a good 1/4 mile behind them. Then they'll get pulled first before you. Oh and make sure your GPS thing is bang up to date with cameras.
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On the motorway, wait for some idiot in a BMW to come blasting past you in the outside lane. Keep a good steady eye on him then match their speed but a good 1/4 mile behind them. Then they'll get pulled first before you. Oh and make sure your GPS thing is bang up to date with cameras.
you're stuffed if the police come from behind...they may have seen the 1st one and realised that its not worth trying to catch him and go for you instead.

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Not if the police come from behind which they often do...
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Not if the police come from behind which they often do...
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Alternatively, try not to be the fastest thing on the road, just in the upper quartile of fastness.

That way, (hopefully) the copper's eye will be drawn away from you to the even faster cars.


Of course, you could bimble along at 70, and get there a few minutes later and more relaxed.
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Of course, you could bimble along at 70, and get there a few minutes later and more relaxed.
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