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Old 15-12-06, 12:17 PM
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Dogging?

A drunk who claimed that he had been raped by a dog was jailed for 12 months by a judge.Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of the road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.
Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought he was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.
The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him, said mr Crosland, the couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw.
Hoyle told police that he couldn't help it if the dog had taken a liking to him and repeated the rape allegation " the dog pulled my trousers down".
Hoyle who has a long standing alcohol problem was jailed for commiting an act which outraged public decency.
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What a tw@t.
I managed to beat that rap by saying my dog's front paws were sore and I was helping him home
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Old 15-12-06, 12:22 PM
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What a tw@t.
I managed to beat that rap by saying my dog's front paws were sore and I was helping him home
and you asked smudger to smile sweetly.
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Huddersfield, why am I not surprised.
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You have to admire a dog that can undo a blokes trousers. I think there's a lesson here. If you think you're about to raped by a small dog, standing up rather than being on all fours may be a sensible move.
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What it didn't say...
A witness for the Dog said that it was consensual as he saw them french kissing in a bus shelter earlier.
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It's a Hoax:-

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As the comment says, I love the fact this has been put in the sex/romance category!
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If you read further down it ha been updated to True.
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though if you look at the staus at the top of the article and read the comments, you find that it's reported as being true and was reported in the Sun
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