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Old 16-01-07, 07:19 PM
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(still being on my lucky streak) while on my way home and eager to get there going down the M5 a bit too quick out side lane 90ish saw the blues n twos come on oh b*ll*ks i thought pulled over onto hard shoulder switched engine off got out of truck walked over to his car told to get in the back the usual routine ,
he asked me if i knew why he stopped me and that any thing i said could be used against me in a court of law blah blah blah to which i replied is it coz i is black with cheeky grin on ones face he looked at me and laughed i then confessed to going to fast he asked if i had my licence which i did gave him all the details which of course checked out and proceeded to give me a telling off to which at this point i very wisely shut up and listend. he then told me he was just going to caution me this time and sent me on my way and all with just two weeks till i go to japan happy days all is well
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Old 16-01-07, 07:24 PM
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Its a top tip mate. Gobbing off and arguing the toss is the fast lane to a ticket or a visit to court.

Being pleasant, passing the time of day and accepting you are in thewrong gives you a 50 - 50 chance.

Course you can't converse with a poxy camera.
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lucky for me im not the gobby attitude type if im in the wrong its hands up time and i find its the best way
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i was pulled over on the M4 and when he asked me the same question i replied

I'm going to fast towing a caravan

he replied you havent got a caravan

so i said shit has that gone aswell
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or you could have a copper say i have been waiting all day for people like you

Reply i Got here as fast as i could
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i was pulled over on the M4 and when he asked me the same question i replied

I'm going to fast towing a caravan

he replied you havent got a caravan

so i said shit has that gone aswell

And the response to this was, Graham ?
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Wow, Early RU you are probably the only black guy on this site. or are you an "Ali G" type of black guy?
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