nymphomaniacs

[Twinsetmad]

A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he
settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He
realized she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat right beside him.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States".

He swallowed hard as here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, " one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish,"

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name."

Tonto," the man said... "Tonto apadopoulos , but my friends call me Paddy."

[essexbloke]

Originally Posted by Twinsetmad

A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he
settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He
realized she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat right beside him.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States".

He swallowed hard as here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, " one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish,"

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name."

Tonto," the man said... "Tonto papadopoulos , but my friends call me Paddy."

brilliant made me laugh on a very shit day thanks!!!!!!!!!!!

[louigi]

made i laugh too

[Tonto]

Don't even think about changing your online name as a joke

[Dan Wilko]

Originally Posted by Tonto

Don't even think about changing your online name as a joke

i was about to, the i realised i didnt know how to!

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by Tonto

Don't even think about changing your online name as a joke

And why is that T?

l know, but l think some of the newer massive don't

[thehappychappy]

Great Joke.

[Crazy Badger]

Made me laugh too (about 3 years ago when I first heard it)