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| Oxygen Thief. Someone who is that much of a idiot that their existance is a waste of oxygen, i.e footballers/aircrew/the french. Dave
__________________ Dave Diving is very much like making love to a beautiful woman,first you do some checks of the site for favorable conditions,then you go down for as long as you can,and if part of your buddy brief you maybe able touch the bottom,then you start to make your way to the end you come up breathless smiling and your cylinders empty. |
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| Left-handed surfer: one who has to use the mouse in the left hand as they are perusing websites of a dubious nature
__________________ Currently attired in Seaskin's finest www.kitfondle.co.uk Kit That Makes Brave Men Weep www.nusac.info A rather brilliant place to dive |
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| To make life easier Viz.co.uk Direct yourself to the Profanisaurus. If anyone has any that aren't in, send them off and win a letterbollox pencil.
__________________ It would be rude not to. "You are a terrestrial mammal for crying out loud - you have no business going underwater in the first place." - Richard Pyle (and my mum) |
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The same as a lassie showing her Camel Toes? gogs |
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Google Image "Camel Toes"...... gogs |
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| Swamp Donkey. A lady who has fallen from the ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down. Dave
__________________ Dave Diving is very much like making love to a beautiful woman,first you do some checks of the site for favorable conditions,then you go down for as long as you can,and if part of your buddy brief you maybe able touch the bottom,then you start to make your way to the end you come up breathless smiling and your cylinders empty. |
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__________________ "I feel unusual.." Withnail and I "A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it." Jaques Yves Cousteau "The sea once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever." Jaques Yves Cousteau |
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or a Bush Pig? |
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Wiki has a brilliant page on camel toes and its not blocked from work (normally) Cameltoe - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ![]()
__________________ They say that when you run a Microsoft DVD backwards you can hear demonic voices... But that's nothing - When you run it forwards it installs Vista... |
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