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Old 19-01-07, 02:43 PM
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BOBFOC and Milkshake
There a few euphemisms used to describe people who aren't too gifted or are just damn annoying.

Here are some of the ones bouncing round work

BOBFOC - Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch

Milkshake - Thick but tasty

Exocet - You know she is coming, but there is f*ck all you can do about it

Pang - The noise the shovel made when it hit her in the face.

Emu and Ostrich - Two birds who can't fly (co-pilots on a squadron I used to be on)

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PS Please don't let this get too personal (ie naming people) or the thread will have to close!
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As this is turning into a VIZ thread i'ld like to add:

Borderline Boiler. A lady who you would, but only after a couple of stellas.

Turtle. When she's on her back she's f**ked.

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