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Old 12-02-07, 03:17 PM
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Your fixation with sister-shagging is worrying Woz...
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Roses are red
but their leaves are all green
While you're walking the dog
I've been flicking my bean.

Violets are blue
but they came from another,
'cos while you're down the pub
I've been shagging your brother.
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All the candles are lit
While I'm waiting
I think I'll play with my Clit
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Roses are red
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the moon is bright
the stars do glitter.
here i come baby
to ream your.........
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The roses are red
All the candles are lit
While I'm waiting
I think I'll play with my Clit
Very good
I hope she's waiting for him to finish dinner rather than turn up !!

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the moon is bright
the stars do glitter.
here i come baby
to ream your.........
"ream" ???

Oh dear, while thinking of a witty comment regarding copious quantities of paper, I found this :
"Ream can refer to these things:

* a paper ream is a quantity of sheets of paper.
* widening a hole in metal with a reamer or to open a seam for caulking
* raw cream
* The act of anally damaging Anal Sex. "

and I just worked out the rhyming word
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I hope she's waiting for him to finish dinner rather than turn up !!



"ream" ???

Oh dear, while thinking of a witty comment regarding copious quantities of paper, I found this :
"Ream can refer to these things:

* a paper ream is a quantity of sheets of paper.
* widening a hole in metal with a reamer or to open a seam for caulking
* raw cream
* The act of anally damaging Anal Sex. "

and I just worked out the rhyming word
I'm concerned that Soggy knows these things
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I'm concerned that Soggy knows these things
Concerned? Yes. Surprised....?
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* widening a hole in metal with a reamer or to open a seam for caulking
* raw cream
* The act of anally damaging Anal Sex.[/i] "

and I just worked out the rhyming word
It would certainly bring tears to your eyes


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