Give us your best Valentine message

[Dive_Cookie]

It's getting close to Valentines day so let's see who's got the best Valentines message.

It can be short and sweet, funny serious, rude or just a complete load of s**te

This is one i learnt when i was about 8 and it's always been my favourite

I love you, I love you, I love you almighty;
I wish your pjamas were next to my nightie;
Don't be mistaken;
Don't be mislead;
I mean on my washing line not in my bed.



[size=2] :

I got a really really cute card on Friday from a certain YDer....which said

"To Amy, just because no one's sent you a gift on valentines day before, it doesnt mean all of us guys are stupid, love (name) xxx" but im not saying who its from....he knows who he is

Thanks babe, really cheered me up and ive been listening to the cd loads..

Ax

[Diving Dude]

l sent the High Dudess a valentines card before we got married and because she used to put soppy stuff like S.W.A.L.K. and other crap l just put a couple of random words on my card.

Her parents went nuts, because l'd put ENGLAND which apparently means "Every nice girl likes a nice d*ck"

ADDED

You have to remember this was 30+ years ago.

[Jezza]

Just received an email about this very thing. I think they fit into the...

Originally Posted by Dive_Cookie

rude or just a complete load of s**te

...catagory

Are you looking for a romantic poem to write in your Valentines card this year?

Here's a few suggestions:

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show us your t*ts

Roses are cr*p
Violets are sh*t
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And sp*nking my monkey

There were about 12 of them, these are the only ones I dare print

[SoggyFox]

Originally Posted by Jezza

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And sp*nking my monkey

ROFLMAO.

[Frog]

This is one I sent to an arse who wouldn't take no for an answer

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you

But the roses have wilted
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
AND SO IS YOUR HEAD.

[Frankie Price]

When you were only sweet sixteen and had a little quim,
You stood before the looking glass and put one finger in,
But now that you are old and grey and losing all your charm,
I can get five fingers in and half my f**king arm.

[broady]

LMAO !!!


Graham



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[howellsn]

I'm just a little valentine card
though better than the rest
if you put me next to other ones
you'll see that i am best

you can pin me to a headboard
or suspend me on a string
or put me on the mantlepiece
i'm good at everything !!!!

And when valentines is over
and the day is almost past
you can put me in the toilet
and wipe me on you're arse

[Zdu]

Love and kisses on all your pink parts...