Chasey's Fake Heron

[Mal Bridgeman]

I was distressed today to see some more pictures of Chasey's garden only to be horrified that the heron seems to be missing.

Wherever it is I hope it's enjoying itself. We deserve to know it's well.

Mal

[wilbo]

Oh dear. Lets all join hands and hope for the safe return of the Heron.




for those with no idea what we're going on about:

[Stesh]

Originally Posted by Mal Bridgeman

I was distressed today to see some more pictures of Chasey's garden only to be horrified that the heron seems to be missing.

Wherever it is I hope it's enjoying itself. We deserve to know it's well.

Mal

Well it was nice to see he had let the broken blue tub out, for a run around on the grass at least

[Howard Payne]

You have no idea the lengths Di and I went to the other day to get a fake Heron from B&Q to gaffer tape to the bench on Neptune when he had to pull out of the Cuvier gig at the last minute. It would appear that the've sold out - he's obviously made them the "Objet D'Art Du Jour" for all discerning garden lovers everywhere

[wilbo]

Originally Posted by Howard Payne

You have no idea the lengths Di and I went to the other day to get a fake Heron from B&Q to gaffer tape to the bench on Neptune the other day when he had to pull out of the Cuvier gig at the last minute. It would appear that the've sold out - he's obviously made them the "Objet D'Art Du Jour" for all discerning garden lovers everywhere

H - you need to go to an aquatics centre..

[Mark Chase]

Oi

It servs a purpose.

Thats a working fake plastic herron ill have you know

Its suposed to keep the real ones away and stop them eating my fish.

When the fish were small we had to move the Herron every couple of days to make it look alive to the real ones that are always about in the village. One por sod across the road lost nine fish to the Herons



Any way thats my excuse and i am sticking to it

ATB

Mark Chase

[Mal Bridgeman]

Originally Posted by Mark Chase

Thats a working fake plastic herron ill have you know

I demand to see a picture with a current newspaper

Mal

P.S. I have a really tacky one myself but it has been successful to date

[tom]

Originally Posted by plastic heron boy

It servs a purpose.

Thats a working fake plastic herron ill have you know

Its suposed to keep the real ones away and stop them eating my fish.

Yes. Just like you told your wife that the inflatable plastic woman she found in your shed was supposed to keep real women from bothering you for sexual favours and thus safeguarding your marriage.

Good thinking!

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by tom

Yes. Just like you told your wife that the inflatable plastic woman she found in your shed was supposed to keep real women from bothering you for sexual favours and thus safeguarding your marriage.

Good thinking!

PMSL.

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by Mark Chase

Oi

It servs a purpose.

Thats a working fake plastic herron ill have you know

Its suposed to keep the real ones away and stop them eating my fish.

When the fish were small we had to move the Herron every couple of days to make it look alive to the real ones that are always about in the village. One por sod across the road lost nine fish to the Herons



Any way thats my excuse and i am sticking to it

ATB

Mark Chase

Ooooh. Koi Carp, nice.

It's illegal to keep them here.....unfortunately.