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Non Diving Posts: Discuss Might make you laugh in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: I've had a lad subcontracting to me for a week or so working on an office. The owner of the ...

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Old 08-03-07, 10:07 PM
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I've had a lad subcontracting to me for a week or so working on an office. The owner of the office phoned and asked if the lad could put up some clamping signs for him in the carpark whilst he's there (they've been having trouble with people parking and going shopping blocking them in) my reply was slip him 20 quid and i'm sure he'll do it in his lunch etc. Around 12 we sat over the road watching tom put the signs up before buggering off for his lunch we then clamped his van sat back back and watched him ringing the number on the clamping sign to try and get unclamped We managed to calm him down and get him to see the funny side after he'd spent 45 mins on the phone trying to get some sense out of the clamping firm who of course knew nothing. He has now vowed revenge. I'm a really busy man honest
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Well it made me laugh. Have a green you wicked bastard.

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Classic nastiness.

Expect one less crimbo card this year?
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Very funny. I once placed talco powder on the air intake of my sisters car and place the fan at the highest. She wasn't best pleased!

I also placed dog poo under the door handle. Clean off the excess and then watched the neighbour. That was funny from py point of view, bear in mind I was 13 yeas old at the time. Some other tricks such as takin a car fine, photocopied it and personalised the license plates and placed them on the cars down the street. Not nice but found it funny at the time.
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Very funny. I once placed talco powder on the air intake of my sisters car and place the fan at the highest. She wasn't best pleased!

I also placed dog poo under the door handle. Clean off the excess and then watched the neighbour. That was funny from py point of view, bear in mind I was 13 yeas old at the time. Some other tricks such as takin a car fine, photocopied it and personalised the license plates and placed them on the cars down the street. Not nice but found it funny at the time.
That's just plain awful.

Have toyed with the dog poo idea, but used mud instead. Just as a warning, heh heh heh!!!
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Ok just been to get some kit from the boot of my car and came across a sticker on my number plate (from the little brother printing machines you get) saying
"I Love Riding the Purple Sausage" here was me thinking people where admiring my car or me today when they where looking at me the gloves are now off next week i'll set something up
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So when can we expect summat on youtube then?
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