Trash TV

[the goat]

So there I was this evening watching the TV, Channel 5 to be exact at 8pm, The Clash of The River Titans, about a river in Zambia featuring a pride of lions/esses, a group of hippos and a load of crocodiles.I won t bore you with the details but it was engrossing and I was set for the next hour.


Now , here s the problem.
At one of the advertising break, as men are wont to do, I started channel hopping ending up watching one of TV s many versions of The Daily Star ,namely Airline and I hate to admit I was hooked.
Watching all the halfwits who didn t realise that you need a passport to go abroad or that check in times are fairly strict and no, you can t get on the plane when your e pissed is actually quite addictive.


So I don t actually know how the lion cubs turned out, I missed the results of the hippo cub licking the crocodile who was too lethargic to react because it was nighttime and it would all be different during daylight and I missed the chess game between the thirsty impala and the hungry , hidden crocodile

On the plus side there is a woman at my daughters school who tapes all the Jeremy Kyle shows

[Sparky750]

On the plus side there is a woman at my daughters school who tapes all the Jeremy Kyle shows

Only in manchester

[Tonto]

Originally Posted by the goat

So I don t actually know how the lion cubs turned out, I missed the results of the hippo cub licking the crocodile who was too lethargic to react because it was nighttime and it would all be different during daylight and I missed the chess game between the thirsty impala and the hungry , hidden crocodile

Lion cubs ok, hippo cub got squashed by other hippo's in a panic, hungry hidden croc didn't get the impala's.
It really was quite a moving show, I was a bit surprised at the lions keeping the impala alive for the cubs to practice on, the baby hippo licking the croc, and later when the baby hippo had died, the mum was half heartedly biting the croc's legs.
quality tv.