Everyone else has been laughing at me so you lot might as well know

[Sparky750]

Originally Posted by Ding Dang Doo

Bollocks... takes some courage to admit you are a complete 'I know better than the little girly who works in the tanning studio' to55er.

Made my day that!

Sorely you should have kept that to yourself!

Pete

I couldn't help it my girlfriend told her friend who happens to be the bride at the wedding within minutes of that call i was getting bombarded with calls and texts. One of the lads lurks on here occasionally so if i didn't stick my hand up and admit to it i'm sure it would have been done for me Besides i give enough stick out so it's only fair to let people have their fun i'm just rewriting my wedding speech expect a divorce party soon

[Neil M]

Originally Posted by Ding Dang Doo

Bollocks... takes some courage to admit you are a complete 'I know better than the little girly who works in the tanning studio' to55er.

Made my day that!

Sorely you should have kept that to yourself!

Pete

there is always one BRIGHT spark

[Mal Bridgeman]

I heard you were getting a new phone from here

Mal

[Frankie Price]

One thing, there will be probs for your buddy if you dive in bad vis, infra red is the first colour to become invisible.

[Sparky750]

Little up date for you all

This week according to my girlfriend has been like living with a snake i've shed that much skin the bits that haven't fallen off though are brown tonight i very sheepishly went back and bought myself 3 whole minutes yes the girl was looking at me like with a face that said "told you that last time you stupid bastard" the orange look has gone eventually it has now been replaced with the brown with red patches look where the bits have come off I do not need any help looking a cnut so this is really doing me no favours whatsoever but i'm going to try again on monday hopefully i will be a tanned god by 2 weeks today

[Richie]

Originally Posted by Sparky750

Little up date for you all

This week according to my girlfriend has been like living with a snake i've shed that much skin the bits that haven't fallen off though are brown tonight i very sheepishly went back and bought myself 3 whole minutes yes the girl was looking at me like with a face that said "told you that last time you stupid bastard" the orange look has gone eventually it has now been replaced with the brown with red patches look where the bits have come off I do not need any help looking a cnut so this is really doing me no favours whatsoever but i'm going to try again on monday hopefully i will be a tanned god by 2 weeks today

We were in MAuritius a couple of months ago and found that the sun was seriously vicious.
It was much stronger than the Red Sea and being often overcast the sun burn came thick and fast.
Enjoy and beware

[Steve Summers]

Originally Posted by Sparky750

Little up date for you all

This week according to my girlfriend has been like living with a snake i've shed that much skin the bits that haven't fallen off though are brown tonight i very sheepishly went back and bought myself 3 whole minutes yes the girl was looking at me like with a face that said "told you that last time you stupid bastard" the orange look has gone eventually it has now been replaced with the brown with red patches look where the bits have come off I do not need any help looking a cnut so this is really doing me no favours whatsoever but i'm going to try again on monday hopefully i will be a tanned god by 2 weeks today

That's good to hear mate but unfortunately some footage of you coming home from the tanning salon has emerged



Safe diving [and tanning]
Steve

[divingniknaks]

Aw man, thank you , despite a real shit evening (see Speakers Corner) I just found this thread and it brightened me up.



Why do we men never learn about instructions or actually listening to people who DO know what they're talking about.

Bridgeman - You vicious git Well done.


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[jonesy]

nice one sparky nearly fell off mi chair laughin.

[POG MO THON]

well worth stayin in on a friday night haha been there mate,i stay in the capital of sunbed city all the girls are a nice orange glow haha classic