Humanely disposing of baby fish.

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

Didn't take you long to get bored with the concept of motherhood, did it?

Weeelll. They're so ungrateful and unruly once they grow up. Late nights, drinking, drugs.....can't get on with any of it with the kids around

[Dave Crampton]

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

Didn't take you long to get bored with the concept of motherhood, did it?

Exactly what I was thinking Helen, From

Originally Posted by Kirstie the fish hugger

My Babieeees

to

Originally Posted by Kirstie the fish masher

If you whizzed them all up in a blender, there would barely be enough gunk to coat the blades.

Better off using a pestle and mortar.

in two posts.

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by Dave Crampton

Exactly what I was thinking Helen, From

to


in two posts.

I'm trying to toughen myself up for the inevitable pain of separation.

Cichlid pate, anyone?

[Richard Mason]

Drop fish in plastic bag, shake down into one corner, swing plastic bag and bash it hard onto a solid object, like a filing cabinet or kitchen work bench.

[SoggyFox]

leave them outside a shop in a box.

alternatively put them in turb's counterlungs on his KISS..........