Oi! I'm talking to you! Yes! You!

[Finless]

You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
Taken from: Henry IV, part I


Google have good things you can add to your Google home page, like the "Shakespearean Insulter"!

[Buoyant Babe]

I already have a Shakespeare's Insults Dictionary

[Finless]

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

I already have a Shakespeare's Insults Dictionary

Are you certain Thou mewling flap-mouthed flax-wench!


Whatever one of 'those' is, I didn't mean it!

[Finless]

C'mon, I'll take you all on Thou bootless rump-fed baggages! if you think you're 'ard enough!!!


Te he, I must read some Shakespeare!

[Pigpen]

I'll have you know that I have boots, Thou puny unwash'd moldwarp!

[PeeBee]

Liked this one..

Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit.

[Pigpen]

Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.

Taken from: Romeo and Juliet

That'll be Finless off to the RSC !

[Dave_S]

Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by Dave_S

Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?

Step...away...from...the...mirror...Dave...

[ray]

Hi.

Pray resist with thy jibes, as a smack in thy mouth often offedeth thee.

Spoke shave.