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Old 22-06-07, 11:32 PM
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Can you explain how a womans mind works or is that beyond his capabilities.......................
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So if God was a slob like the gammy legged duck and chicken sagger from some black hole oooop there, what one question would you ask him/her?
l would think the YD massive would ask "why can't l be as well 'ard and cool a diver as that Diving Dude guy?"

l would ask "Why is big brother on so late?"
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Can you explain how a womans mind works or is that beyond his capabilities.......................
FFS you're allowed a question not a feckin miracle!
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l would think the YD massive would ask "why can't l be as well 'ard and cool a diver as that Diving Dude guy?"

l would ask "Why is big brother on so late?"
Even I know the answer to that, its crap and only way to get viewing figures up is to show when most are pissed and havent got a clue what they are watching
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FFS you're allowed a question not a feckin miracle!
Aye, i suppose its easier turning water into wine and whatever it was into fish and alot less hassle
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Listening to a random playlist Joan Osbourne's song ''what if God was one of us'' came on, and with all the turmoil that religion has caused in the past and is still causing today, one line really struck me ''what would you ask if you had just one question''

So if God was a slob like one of us, what one question would you ask him/her?

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So if God was a slob like one of us, what one question would you ask him/her?
Erm, not sure... Would be great to have on definitive answer on any of these....


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l would think the YD massive would ask ''is that Diving Dud gay?"
A conundrum and no mistake

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Even I know the answer to that, its crap and only way to get viewing figures up is to show when most are pissed and havent got a clue what they are watching

Ahhhhhh.....at last.....we've found the mesiah!




No. hang on, that's impossible, you're a jock



So, did you watch it tonight? being a jock you must be pissed on a friday night
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Old 23-06-07, 12:12 AM
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Ahhhhhh.....at last.....we've found the mesiah!




No. hang on, that's impossible, you're a jock



So, did you watch it tonight? being a jock you must be pissed on a friday night

Im english

Ive not watched it as im in Texas

Im off to get pissed shortly

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