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Old 23-06-07, 10:10 AM
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I would have to ask why, when I've lived such a saintly and blameless life devoid of sin and pure in word and deed, have I not yet had even one go on Nigellas norks.
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I would have to ask why, when I've have I not yet had even one go on Nigellas norks.
Oh, goodness.... you don't need God to answer that one....


Because....
1) you are a fibber!!!
2) QS would be a bit miffed
3) you are a fibber
4) she has excersised her right to choose
5) you haven't really 'lived such a saintly and blameless life devoid of sin and pure in word and deed,'

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Old 23-06-07, 10:22 AM
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Oh, goodness.... you don't need God to answer that one....


Because....
1) you are a fibber!!!
2) QS would be a bit miffed
3) you are a fibber
4) she has excersised her right to choose
5) you haven't really 'lived such a saintly and blameless life devoid of sin and pure in word and deed,'
How DARE you. No wonder I'm an atheist if that's the best God can do.
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Old 23-06-07, 10:27 AM
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Old 23-06-07, 10:37 AM
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Can you explain how a womans mind works or is that beyond his capabilities.......................
I refer you to my remarks on my induction talk at my BSAC club when I was informed the DO was God ............................... " wrong sex"

Mind you, saying that, if God was female surely she wouldn't have given us girls such a raw deal
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Old 23-06-07, 10:40 AM
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I refer you to my remarks on my induction talk at my BSAC club when I was informed the DO was God ............................... " wrong sex"

Mind you, saying that, if God was female surely she wouldn't have given us girls such a raw deal
What raw deal? You get three fun bits to play with insted of one, you get doors opened for you AND you get to wear dresses in public .. err not that the third is of any interst obviously...
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What raw deal? You get three fun bits to play with insted of one
LOL It always makes me laugh when you blokes think we want to spend all day playing with our breasts. We might have the parts that doesn't mean we are given that inclination.

We are burdened with our superior cerebral connection and I often envy the male ability to just switch off. Lucky buggers

Of course, we do have the multiple orgasm
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LOL It always makes me laugh when you blokes think we want to spend all day playing with our breasts. We might have the parts that doesn't mean we are given that inclination.

We are burdened with our superior cerebral connection and I often envy the male ability to just switch off. Lucky buggers

Of course, we do have the multiple orgasm
Women can have orgasms? whatever next?
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