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Old 22-06-07, 10:33 PM
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What if God was one of us?
Listening to a random playlist Joan Osbourne's song ''what if God was one of us'' came on, and with all the turmoil that religion has caused in the past and is still causing today, one line really struck me ''what would you ask if you had just one question''

So if God was a slob like one of us, what one question would you ask him/her?

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Old 22-06-07, 10:36 PM
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How do you pronounce "Diplodocus"?

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D-i-v-i-n-g D-u-d

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what's with the fecking 'strong wind warnings' every time I book a dive?
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So if God was a slob like one of us, what one question would you ask him/her?
Why do you make me spend lots of money on gas, and then bring in the crap weather!
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what's with the fecking 'strong wind warnings' every time I book a dive?
A clue?

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Excuse me love can i speak to the man in charge.

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Damnit! thought of another question, but too late, already asked one!

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