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Old 24-06-07, 10:10 AM
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Talking Diving innuendo / smut
Ok, thinking about the Woz's nuts thread it's obvious that in the world of diving there's a bit bucket-full of innuendo and smut. Not sure if this has been brought together in a single thread but thought it was worth a giggle for a Sunday morning...

Dunno how it should be arranged? Any ideas? Here's a couple to start the ball rolling... Let's get those creative juices going!

1. Donating the long hose - The giving of one's lovestick.
2. Tightening Woz's nuts - The gentle twisting of these objects of loveliness before, donning rubber and being covered in wet salty stuff.
3.
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1. Donating the long hose - The giving of one's lovestick.
2. Tightening Woz's nuts - The gentle twisting of these objects of loveliness before, donning rubber and being covered in wet salty stuff.
3. Would you sort my flaps out? (when zipping up)
4. My BSAC beard is nicely trimmed
5. May I go down with you?
6. May I share your lovely lube?
7. Have a suck on this (donating an octo)
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]1. Donating the long hose - The giving of one's lovestick.
2. Tightening Woz's nuts - The gentle twisting of these objects of loveliness before, donning rubber and being covered in wet salty stuff.
3. Would you sort my flaps out? (when zipping up)
4. My BSAC beard is nicely trimmed
5. May I go down with you?
6. May I share your lovely lube?
7. Have a suck on this (donating an octo)[/quote]
8. I was with a man who achieved his first penetration today (wreck specialty)
9. That was a good shag (after observing a kind sea bird feeding it's offspring)
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1. Donating the long hose - The giving of one's lovestick.
2. Tightening Woz's nuts - The gentle twisting of these objects of loveliness before, donning rubber and being covered in wet salty stuff.
3. Would you sort my flaps out? (when zipping up)
4. My BSAC beard is nicely trimmed
5. May I go down with you?
6. May I share your lovely lube?
7. Have a suck on this (donating an octo)[/quote]
8. I was with a man who achieved his first penetration today (wreck specialty)
9. That was a good shag (after observing a kind sea bird feeding it's offspring
10. Can you pull me please? (for assistance getting out of a semidry)
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1. Donating the long hose - The giving of one's lovestick.
2. Tightening Woz's nuts - The gentle twisting of these objects of loveliness before, donning rubber and being covered in wet salty stuff.
3. Would you sort my flaps out? (when zipping up)
4. My BSAC beard is nicely trimmed
5. May I go down with you?
6. May I share your lovely lube?
7. Have a suck on this (donating an octo)[/quote]
8. I was with a man who achieved his first penetration today (wreck specialty)
9. That was a good shag (after observing a kind sea bird feeding it's offspring
10. Can you pull me please? (for assistance getting out of a semidry)
11. Turn me on will you? (my gas)
12. Oh dear, my sausage is a little floppy
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1. Donating the long hose - The giving of one's lovestick.
2. Tightening Woz's nuts - The gentle twisting of these objects of loveliness before, donning rubber and being covered in wet salty stuff.
3. Would you sort my flaps out? (when zipping up)
4. My BSAC beard is nicely trimmed
5. May I go down with you?
6. May I share your lovely lube?
7. Have a suck on this (donating an octo)[/quote]
8. I was with a man who achieved his first penetration today (wreck specialty)
9. That was a good shag (after observing a kind sea bird feeding it's offspring
10. Can you pull me please? (for assistance getting out of a semidry)
11. Turn me on will you? (my gas)
12. Oh dear, my sausage is a little floppy
13. Diving gets me all wet (obs one for the ladies)
14. Basically you're going to go down and suck on this...
15. I squeezed into a rusty brown hole earlier today
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1. Donating the long hose - The giving of one's lovestick.
2. Tightening Woz's nuts - The gentle twisting of these objects of loveliness before, donning rubber and being covered in wet salty stuff.
3. Would you sort my flaps out? (when zipping up)
4. My BSAC beard is nicely trimmed
5. May I go down with you?
6. May I share your lovely lube?
7. Have a suck on this (donating an octo)[/quote]
8. I was with a man who achieved his first penetration today (wreck specialty)
9. That was a good shag (after observing a kind sea bird feeding it's offspring
10. Can you pull me please? (for assistance getting out of a semidry)
11. Turn me on will you? (my gas)
12. Oh dear, my sausage is a little floppy
13. Diving gets me all wet (obs one for the ladies)
14. Basically you're going to go down and suck on this...
15. I squeezed into a rusty brown hole earlier today
16. Oohh i'm all moist down below(leak in drysuit crotch area)
17. If you need it just grab it and pull it hard(donating an octo)
18. You should see the size of the old boiler i stuck my head in the weekend(wreck diving)


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1. Donating the long hose - The giving of one's lovestick.
2. Tightening Woz's nuts - The gentle twisting of these objects of loveliness before, donning rubber and being covered in wet salty stuff.
3. Would you sort my flaps out? (when zipping up)
4. My BSAC beard is nicely trimmed
5. May I go down with you?
6. May I share your lovely lube?
7. Have a suck on this (donating an octo)[/quote]
8. I was with a man who achieved his first penetration today (wreck specialty)
9. That was a good shag (after observing a kind sea bird feeding it's offspring
10. Can you pull me please? (for assistance getting out of a semidry)
11. Turn me on will you? (my gas)
12. Oh dear, my sausage is a little floppy
13. Diving gets me all wet (obs one for the ladies)
14. Basically you're going to go down and suck on this...
15. I squeezed into a rusty brown hole earlier today
16. Oohh i'm all moist down below(leak in drysuit crotch area)
17. If you need it just grab it and pull it hard(donating an octo)
18. You should see the size of the old boiler i stuck my head in the weekend(wreck diving)
19. Can you help me get my leg over? (getting back onto the boat)
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1. Donating the long hose - The giving of one's lovestick.
2. Tightening Woz's nuts - The gentle twisting of these objects of loveliness before, donning rubber and being covered in wet salty stuff.
3. Would you sort my flaps out? (when zipping up)
4. My BSAC beard is nicely trimmed
5. May I go down with you?
6. May I share your lovely lube?
7. Have a suck on this (donating an octo)[/quote]
8. I was with a man who achieved his first penetration today (wreck specialty)
9. That was a good shag (after observing a kind sea bird feeding it's offspring
10. Can you pull me please? (for assistance getting out of a semidry)
11. Turn me on will you? (my gas)
12. Oh dear, my sausage is a little floppy
13. Diving gets me all wet (obs one for the ladies)
14. Basically you're going to go down and suck on this...
15. I squeezed into a rusty brown hole earlier today
16. Oohh i'm all moist down below(leak in drysuit crotch area)
17. If you need it just grab it and pull it hard(donating an octo)
18. You should see the size of the old boiler i stuck my head in the weekend(wreck diving)
19. Can you help me get my leg over? (getting back onto the boat)
20. Oi ! Don't spray in my box! (hose in use on Scimitar last year)
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1. Donating the long hose - The giving of one's lovestick.
2. Tightening Woz's nuts - The gentle twisting of these objects of loveliness before, donning rubber and being covered in wet salty stuff.
3. Would you sort my flaps out? (when zipping up)
4. My BSAC beard is nicely trimmed
5. May I go down with you?
6. May I share your lovely lube?
7. Have a suck on this (donating an octo)[/quote]
8. I was with a man who achieved his first penetration today (wreck specialty)
9. That was a good shag (after observing a kind sea bird feeding it's offspring
10. Can you pull me please? (for assistance getting out of a semidry)
11. Turn me on will you? (my gas)
12. Oh dear, my sausage is a little floppy
13. Diving gets me all wet (obs one for the ladies)
14. Basically you're going to go down and suck on this...
15. I squeezed into a rusty brown hole earlier today
16. Oohh i'm all moist down below(leak in drysuit crotch area)
17. If you need it just grab it and pull it hard(donating an octo)
18. You should see the size of the old boiler i stuck my head in the weekend(wreck diving)
19. Can you help me get my leg over? (getting back onto the boat)
20. Oi ! Don't spray in my box! (hose in use on Scimitar last year)
21. I'm just off home to fondle with the twins(kit fettleing)
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